Saturday Night’s All Right
November 19, 2005
Tonight Big D and I are hopefully going on a date. That is if we can get a sitter. That is if he will wake up and call his parents. The coffee is just not working for him this morning. He was out last night until 3 a.m., playing poker.
Now I’m not the nagging kind of wife that still put the kibosh on this sort of thing. Actually I welcome it. It means I can surf the web, watch t.v. and be on the phone all evening without feeling any sort of guilt. Plus he won $180. There will be no kiboshing of the poker. Ever!
Anyway, I hope to get him to buy me some dinner and take me to see Derailed. He says it won’t be good because Jennifer Aniston is in it, and according to him she sucks the big green weiner. I think it looks like a great thriller, plus I’m SO on Team Aniston it’s not funny. Team Jolie can SUCK IT!
More than the dinner and the movie, I’m SO looking forward to getting far far away from my children. I NEED A BREAK. They have been choking me for days and I want to love them again, so I need to miss them, even just a little.
In the last 24 hours the following has taken place:
Little D:
Gotten a cough
Whined CONSTANTLY
Fought with his baby brother
Complained about pretty much everything
Fought with me
Fought with Daddy
Hogged the t.v.
Acted like a 2 year old
Mista T:
Pooped
Fought with me
Pooped
Whined CONSTANTLY
Pooped
Fought with Little D
Pooped
Fought with Daddy
Pooped
Prevented Daddy from eating his fajita dinner with both hands last night
Pooped
If you’re keeping track, Mista T has pooped SIX GODDAMN TIMES in a 24 hour period.
And because Gramma and Papa produced the man that passed the Poop Trait down to our youngest son, they must now pay the piper. PLEASE?????
November 19th, 2005 at 10:55 am
Well it’s true, if you produce a pooper and then that pooper in turn produces a pooper, well then it’s only fair that they take the littler pooper so their big pooper can go out with his wife. Seems fair to me. Enjoy your evening baby!
November 19th, 2005 at 11:19 am
I know what you mean about neding to miss them a bit! Sometimes you just need SPACE!
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November 19th, 2005 at 4:13 pm
Hope you guys have a totally fun date night! Enjoy you deserve it!
Hugs,Laura
November 19th, 2005 at 9:44 pm
Hope your date pushed through!
How was the movie? tell me so i’ll know if I should watch it too! I’m on Team Aniston also, hehe.