I am Officially a Walking Brainfart
November 22, 2005
So every week or so, I take Troll Baby’s wicker basket full of toys down to the basement and trade off with other toys, so his constantly churning mind does not fall into Boredomland. He loves when I do this, and I love the freedom to surf the net for longer periods of time. That, and you know, PEE without him smashing the bathroom door in with his axe. “Heeeeerrrreee’s Johnny!!”
Today I decided to multitask and I grabbed a ziplock bag of steaks outta the freezer, threw them on top of the basket and headed upstairs to find the Troll, once again, offering open-mouthed kisses to one end of Ruffy or another. I remembered that I had left the coffee pot on and hiked over the baby gate to take care of it. I got sidetracked with cleaning up the breakfast dishes and thinking about Dylan’s first day back to school after being sick….
Then I saw him. Troll Baby was sucking on frozen steak in the livingroom. He looked at me like a rabid dog. Would he willingly let me take the meat from his jowels without me losing an appendage?
Sortof. Now I can only hear out of one ear. EXCELLENT.
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November 22nd, 2005 at 10:02 pm
Hmmm…. a baby holding on to frozen steaks like a teether…. i like that visual, hahaha! You should have taken a picture of it, though. It may prove to be a useful “weapon” someday when Troll Baby turns into Troll Teen…hehe.
November 23rd, 2005 at 2:22 am
LMAO!
Where was your Camera for that one??? lol
November 23rd, 2005 at 8:44 am
A camera or video cam might have yielded you big bucks!
Hey, I didn’t know we both had a Dylan.
Mine’s Dylan Patrick.
November 23rd, 2005 at 11:37 am
Today, you said, I should find something new for Thomas to play with. I said, well frozen, raw meat seems to work at your house, so go with that. Ha Ha Ha.
November 24th, 2005 at 9:49 am
Now that’s definitely a Cdn teething ring! LMAO!!! Too funny Little T!
Love ya dude!
Nicole