Oh. My. Gawd. Really.
December 15, 2005
This week my very bestest friend in the whole wide world rented my blog. I had to charge her 10 credits which I would totally have paid for her to be here. But only 10. Let’s not get crazy here. I like her, but any more then 10 credits and I’m expecting something. Especially since she made me take a dumb internet quiz that said I was 63% gay. (not safe for work)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Anyhoo, if you read nothing else, you have to read her story about her first job and conversations one and two with her young daughter, Maddy. Forgive her for the lack of paragraphing…I’m teaching this yummy mummy new tricks every day. And for future - bookmark her ass. She’s worth a click, if for nothing else but a good poop story.
Sassy…..keep writing. You are the shiznit.
December 16th, 2005 at 12:27 am
Well thanks for only charging me 10 because I was totally not up for any action tonight..just way too tired. I swear I’m going to get better on the paragraphing shit yo’, just be patient with me and throw me a nipple…well a nipple cookie that is! LOL! Thanks for letting me rent yer ass. Oh and sweet ash, thanks for calling me a yummy mummy! Love ya!
December 17th, 2005 at 1:22 am
Whew, I was only 25% gay on the internet quiz (not that there’s anything wrong with that); good they didn’t ask how many mommy-blogs I read.
December 18th, 2005 at 11:18 pm
I’m 46% gay. But the quiz results did say that I was ‘the perfect lesbian; right in the middle. Not too straight, not too gay.” That’s good to know…that information might come in handy some day.