nyquil tagging, yo.

January 28, 2006

I’m doped up on Nyquil and I can barely see the screen, so if there’s typos, I don’t care.

I’m feeling kinda fiesty and dopey, weird and random too, so rather than answer one of those stupid memes which are always absolutely boring as oatmeal, I thought I’d write my own. If you are in my blogroll, if I’ve ever commented on your blog, if you’ve ever thought of me, like EVER, or if your name is Jessica and you’re my cousin, and you’re upset that I haven’t answered your emails because I’m up to my ass in work but I still love you anyway because you are the shiznit, you’re bloody well tagged, and I’m checking it this time so bring it, bizatches.

1) When you were really little, what did you want your life to be like as an adult?

I wanted kids my whole life. I knew I didn’t want to be like my mother (the drunk skunk). I wanted to be happy, married, intelligent, and a mom.

2) What misconceptions did you have about sex?

I thought the man’s penis went in the woman’s vagina to make the hole bigger so there would be room for the baby to come out. How fucked is that?

3) What do you dream about?

Weird shit. Like I’ll walk into my house and it’s my high school and I’m late for class, but my kids need to be fed….it’s always panic. That, and flying. Now why can’t I fly in the panic dreams? It would make handling all these things go a little faster, no?

4) What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do to someone you looked up to?

Report my mother to Children’s Services for abusing her boyfriend’s daughter. (The child is fine and safe in a new home.)

5) Describe each of your family members using only one word.

Daren - unconditional

Dylan - blessing

Thomas - joy

Ruffy - sweet

6) Name something you believed as a child, that you now know isn’t true.

That I am stupid.

7) What interest would you like to pursue further?

Photography.

If you could take back one thing you regret, what would it be?