how to get rid of cankles, the cure is here!
January 29, 2006
Every day, at least once or twice, someone Googles “How to get rid of cankles,” and they end up here. I know Sassy and I were joking about it, but do people not know that the way to lose your cankle-itis, is to exercise, eat properly, and generally stop being a fat sloth? Just checking.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 10:55 pm
May 28th, 2006 at 10:47 am
[...] Me, really laughing now: “What if you get fat? Then you’ll have a saggy tattoo on your cankles.” [...]
May 28th, 2006 at 10:48 am
[...] We all know that the cure of cankles has brought many a cankle-clad person here. Honestly, I get about 10 searches a day now, whereas when I was on Blogger, it was about that many a week. Interesting. [...]
May 28th, 2006 at 10:49 am
[...] I know nothing about scrapbooking, except that you’re supposed to use acid free paper. Does that mean you have to use acid-free glue too? I wouldn’t want to lose my precious recipe for nipple cookies, the Shitty Day story, or the Cure for Cankles, which, by the way, people are STILL coming here for that. Seriously, stop eating, and gargle them in salt water people. You heard it here first. [...]
June 18th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
umm, im 13 but i am not fat, i see LOTS of girls heavier than me at im actually very slim at my waist, the thing is im not sure if what i have is cankles.you know the part of the ankle where it dents in? I dont have one. But my ankle and calf can be distinguished from each other. What do i do? What is this?
June 24th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
It’s a JOKE, people. A JOKE. Relax.