What?
February 16, 2006
So I’m sitting here, working in my jammies (man I love my job), and Dora the Explorer is on for Thomas as it is every morning at 8. I’m only mildly annoyed by her voice, since I can’t help but half-listen to her banter about the same things she does every episode.
Shoot the fox already Dora.
Yes you, Swiper.
So she’s hanging out with a creepy, drunk King this morning. Not this King.
A King with a really bad Spanish accent. That irritating fox is lurking about and the King says, “What do I say to stop Swiper from swiping?”
Ah c’mon buddy, don’t you watch the show, it’s “Swiper no swiping!” Even *I* know that.
“Is it Swippy no swoppy?”
Bwwwhahahahaha….drunk King is SILLY.
Later in the show, no word of a lie, someone else says to the King, “and you even remembered your Corona!”
What? His what? They’re pushing beer on children’s t.v. shows now? Well at least I was right about the King being drunk.
I’m SMRT.
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