Do you ever do something so stupid, you want to punch yourself in the face?
February 24, 2006
Well it seems I *might* have. I bought this product from eBay:
I paid one cent. Yes you heard me right. One cent. Plus $12 of shipping. The feedback on the product was 100% and everyone who bought it was really happy, so I thought, why the hell not? Besides, it said this:
Look at all those exclamation marks! Amazing! Thin! Thin! Thin! Well not as thin as these two I hope. Yuck!
It arrived today. The bottle looked like it was made in someone’s home with their bubble jet printer. It makes me wonder if it is what it says it is. It’s sealed, of course, but so are many other things that aren’t really good for you, like Pop-Tarts and Disposible Toilet Bowl Scrubbers. I’m a wee bit nervous about this.
What they don’t tell you on the eBay auction is that you have to take TWENTY FOUR ounces of water with each pill. You take a pill 30 minutes before breakfast and 30 minutes before lunch. That is alot of water in one shot. I mean, I drink about 48-64 ounces of water per day any way, but all at once? Um, okay. Still, I have delusional fantasies about my weight loss, therefore I am blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a DUECE, baby.
So I’m reading the label to Sassy and we’re having a good laugh over it earlier today. Tonight I mention to her on the phone, that I will be starting my fake-pills diet tomorrow and she says, “Enjoy your one pill and two buckets of water!” Yeah, pretty soon I can have a body like this:
