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Neutered

April 26, 2006

“We need to get your follow up check done.”

“Well I need help with that. One morning this week, you can get up with me and help.”

“I am not getting up at 5 a.m. to help you with that.”

“C’mon. I had my nutsac cut open for you.”

“For me? And please. You had a 5 minute operation. Have you SEEN the size of your son’s heads? I went through a hell of a lot more than you. Nine months of pregnancy, labour and delivery, and 13 months collectively, of having a two pronged udder. Oh please.”

“Oh please, yourself.”

“That was my point. Please yourself. ”

Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 7:51 am  

5 Responses to “Neutered”

  1. Gravatar Miss Misery Says:

    Uhh…perhaps there are some conversations I shouldn’t hear about…. I need a warning lol. Love ya!

  2. Gravatar Sarah Says:

    That sounds familiar, except ours was more like this…

    “I’d be happy to help you, but what am I supposed to do with the kids? Do you want me to have my Mom come over and babysit? Do you want to explain it to her? Me neither. I’m sorry, you are on your own.”

  3. Gravatar Amy Says:

    Bwahahaha. Good for you!!!

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