Tapping My Red Sparkly Shoes, Like Dorothy
May 16, 2006
Tonight was so nice. Once I got home, Daren took Troll Baby to the grocery store so I could read blogs rest. I’m behind on commenting - sorry ya’ll.
When he returned, he cooked me a huge salmon steak, bbq’d potatoes and made a kick-ass salad. I ate like a frikken pig, lemme tell ya. All day without anything in mah bellah was hell. I wasn’t even allowed water. Anyway, dinner was amazing and what made it even more so was the chatter and laughter echoing through the dining room. Troll Baby was a delight, and he kept saying “Finger One,” (whatever that means) and bursting into great big baby giggles, which had Dylan in stitches and Daren and I looking on and smiling.
After dinner, I cleaned Troll Baby up, and took him upstairs to put his jammies on. On our way up the stairs, I said to him, “I missed you today baby.” He looked at me, touched my cheek with his chubby little hand and replied, “I missed you today Mommy.” Then I pretended I was going to tickle him on the change table and we laughed some more.
Daren was coming in from taking the garbage out when we got back downstairs and I handed off the baby while I turned to get his sippy cup ready. Then Troll Baby says, “Mommy’s Cute Bummer.”
“Did you teach him to say that?”
“Say what?”
“That Mommy’s got a cute bum?”
“He said ‘Mommy’s cucumber.’”
“Oh. Dang!”
After Troll Baby was off to bed, I came downstairs and Daren had started on the kitchen. I surveyed the mess, and the groceries that hadn’t made it to the fridge yet, and offered, “I’ll do the dishes if you put this stuff away. I mean, you ARE the ultimate fridge packer.”
“Watch how you pronounce that!”
We burst into laughter, and cleaned up together. It’s so nice to be home.










May 16th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
OMG Karen… you’ve had it ROUGH! I’m so sorry!!!
You and I sound so much alike with some of the “hypochondriac” fears you’ve had lately.
I pulled a muscle on the lower right side of my abdomen when I was pregnant with Maggie. It seems to flare up every now and then… you can imagine my fears. ;o)
I’m glad you are doing better, I’ve just read through I don’t know how many of your recent posts to get caught up on everything… I love your stories!!
May 16th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
I love a man who can make a kick ass salad AND also has great fridge packing skills. What a combo! Glad you had a great night!
May 17th, 2006 at 1:00 am
Fridge packing, hehaaaa!
I have to remember that one.
Glad you’re okay chicklet.
May 17th, 2006 at 3:36 am
Girl! I am so glad to see that your vagina problems have been fixed. I was worried about you carrying oranges around in your girly bits.
Your family sounds so cool…I hope I can be a cool mom someday.
May 17th, 2006 at 7:27 am
ROFL! You guys are so funny….and KG - you WILL be, I’m sure of it!
May 17th, 2006 at 9:42 am
For once…I wouldn’t have taken the fridge packing in a bad way..until today….lol
May 17th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I’m glad everything turned out for you Karen, and that you didn’t end up needing the surgery.
Thomas is a sweet heart lol, he says the cutest things!
May 17th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
I’m glad it all worked out. And I totally LOL at the “fridge packer”. BTW - Tylenol 3s make me sick too - 2 Christmases ago I fractured my arm and dislocated my elbow - we were driving to my moms (3 hours) and I took the T’s for pain. I ended up puking on the side of the road. Never again.
May 17th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Glad your home Dorothy! Hope you (and your cute bum) feel all better soon