Search Strings That Bring All the Boys to the Yard
May 25, 2006
We all know that the cure of cankles has brought many a cankle-clad person here. Honestly, I get about 10 searches a day now, whereas when I was on Blogger, it was about that many a week. Interesting.
Now there are a new breed of searchers. A breed I don’t understand. A breed that makes me question logic as I know it. Here’s a sampling from the past week:
younger baby .com - how much younger than baby can you get, without searching for sperm?
baby shit - really, WHY would you go looking for that?
how to cocaine for baby shit - I didn’t know cocaine was a verb, nor did I know baby shit was a currency that was acceptable in the drug trade. Did you?
tongue is so long - perverted aliens. Looking for tongue porn again.
blogskins on babies - now I’m stumped on this one. Babies don’t wear blogskins. I mean I’ve seen Anne Geddes put alot of weird stuff on babies, but never blogskins.
how big should i let my bartholin cyst get - Good God. I was wondering that same thing. The size of an orange was about all I could stand, and if it had grown any bigger, I think I would have taken a crochet hook to it.
irish troll sound - depends how drunk you get him and if you feed him roast and potatoes.
om chain for baby - you mean I could get some peace during the day? I’m all ears.
funny dangers sing for msn - wow! funny dangers sing for msn? left crazy elbow dance for nbc!
Bored yet? Well you gotta pick some punch lines for one or more of the following real searches that brought people here:
punch baby.com
stink baby.com
paper baby.com
died baby num num cookies
baby treatment husband
baby painful fart
moms blowing raspberries on babies stomach i m glad
You know you want to…….have fun!
May 25th, 2006 at 8:50 am
It’s always interesting to see what brings a person to a blog. I get the weirdest crap sometimes leading to my place.
May 25th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Ha! Man people are strange.
May 25th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
a got a few hits off,
“classy whores of canada”
AWESOME.
May 25th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
I’ve not been on my own new site long enough, but the worst I got was “have sex with my daughter”
And now….you’ll get it, too. It’s like venereal disease. The gift that keeps on giving.
May 26th, 2006 at 3:46 am
haaaaaa! You said fart.
(Yes, I’m juvenile)