The FRIKKEN WEGOS!!
June 14, 2006
“I love myself
I want you to love me
When I’m feelin’ down
I want you above me”
“Hey baby. Your bangs are fierce! Want me to show you my bangs?”
“Dude. Now I KNOW you ain’t hittin’ on my Shawty!”
“Naw man. My sheep. Is that a Unibrow?”
“He’s hittin’ on his sheep?”
“Want me to pluck your eyebrow?”
“What? I’m trying out for Yogabeans!”
“I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me”
“Is it true about you and Bob the Builder? I’ll cut him.”
“Stay away from Bob. He isn’t after your sheep. Except maybe to teach it Scientology. In which case I will kick his face in, with my ONE GIANT FOOT.”
“Like this.”
“OW! Why do you have to be such a motherfucker?”
“So sheep, Scientology is the only way to go. But you have to be silent during sheep birth.”
“Baaaa!”
“No sheep. Silence. Stop talking sounds.”
Bob’s Death Goes Unnoticed by Everyone except the Flower Delivery Boy.
“Ow! My CROTCH!”
Bob’s big drill is finally silent.
Did you wike da Wego Show?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Wow! Is there gonna be a fucking sequel? When? When? When? Holy shit, make me pee my nice panties. Bizatch. I loved the Wego show. I want more. More! More! More!
June 14th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
Encore!!
June 15th, 2006 at 9:43 am
LOL!! Cracked my shit up!! Maybe this day isn’t so sucky after all!
June 15th, 2006 at 10:18 am
Oh my god, I will never look at the Boys toys the same way again… Who knew that had such a rough life? So street wise, so perverse…
June 15th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Lmao, that was brilliant!
June 15th, 2006 at 11:17 am
I have pictures of my daughter’s toy fishing boat with 2 pirates, a fisherman, and a lizard inside…I desperately want to send it to you.
June 15th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Bwahahahaha…now that’s entertainment at its finest.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
See, now THAT is the kind of reality show I could get in to. *evil laugh*
June 15th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
that’s a lot of frikken wegos. I keep telling ya…those frikken wegos…you gotta keep and eye on em constantly.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
That was so damn funny - I had to share it with my co-workers.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
It took me a sec to realize that the french toast thing was quoting Sinead O’Connor.
Um, right? Wasn’t it?
June 15th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
OMG! I almost spit all over my keyboard. Fricken hillarity! Definately need an encore!
June 15th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Jes - that is Slippery Soap from Blue’s Clues! And he/she/it is singing that song “I Touch Myself” Are you drunk again? Oh wait, you don’t have kids - you wouldn’t know who slippery soap is…..sorry!
Glad ya’ll like the pics. Thomas did a great job.
June 15th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
OMG
That is the funniest.shit.ever.
June 15th, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Genius. Thomas shot the pictures? More frikken wego show, more! With audioposts!
June 15th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
I can’t believe that I instantly recognized Slippery from Blue’s Clues. A year ago, I never would have believed anyone if they had told me that I would be watching at least 2 episodes of Blues Clues per day and wandering through my workdays singing, “here’s the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail MAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!!”
June 15th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
I thought that was that Soap guy. I haven’t seen Blue’s Clues in a while.
Slippery soap and sheep? Is this “Brokeback Wegos”?
June 15th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
OMG! I won’t be looking at my sons’ Legos the same way AGAIN! Thanks a lot!!
June 15th, 2006 at 11:53 pm
The best part was the soap singing I Touch Myself by The Divinyls.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:41 am
Bored much?
June 16th, 2006 at 4:29 am
That is soo cute. I cannot wait to play with toys..
June 16th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Oh, Gawd. Have I embarrassed myself? Does Sinead O’Connor not sing that Touch Myself song? Was that the Cranberries?
It’s too early to want a margarita.
Hey! BlogHer! Each morning we should have margaritas for breakfast!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
That was funny. There are a ton of toys at my house. I will now look at them in a new way.
June 16th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Beautiful! I loved it! Encore! Encore!
June 16th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
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June 16th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Step away from the Legos, Karen.
June 20th, 2006 at 1:50 am
All our “Legos” are now “frikken wegos.” Thanks very much for this unexpected shift in our family culture.
June 20th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Came here from BlogExplosion, started reading, got to this post, and am now wondering how much time I can devote just to reading your blog. Seriously, Link doing yoga? The Yogabeans would grind him into girly-man jelly!
And Major Powers needs to work on his hamstring stretches, he’s not too flexible.
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