This post will have to substitute for something flowy and good
June 22, 2006
Lately I’ve been so busy I can barely find time to make a meal, and I’ve been living on more Slim-Shit-Fast than any human should have to endure. Even last night when I was all whiny and clutching my eye! my eye! I still managed to get two layouts done and dress up a brand-spanking new blog that made my blogroll from it’s very first entry.
Go look. My confession is in there too, though it’s much tamer than some of the ones in there, that’s for damn sure. Oh and Daren, sweetie, SHMOOPIE, I’m REALLY GLAD hygiene is not an issue with you, because after reading some of those confessions, I had to get down on my knees and praise you for being so clean.
Oh my God, people. Think about your mother with that filthy brain?
Big Brother was interesting. There are certain people I don’t want back in the house and I REALLY hope they don’t make it. Like Howie, who claims to be the most handsome houseguest ever. Maybe at the pound, pal. Cowboy needs to stay home, and if I hear his weird sister say “Cool Beans!” one more time, I might have to track her down and punch her in the face. SHE is the reason I don’t like that phrase, because now I can only hear it in her nasal-ly, nerdy voice. Gah!
(sorry cb - nothing against you, because I completely adore you, but you KNOW what she is like.)
I’m not even going to get into Alison and Jase. Bimbo and Bimbette Bookends. I wonder what that makes me for watching this crap. Me loves some crappy t.v. though.
Here is one of the first requests for pictures. Mike, here you have it: the trunk of my car:
Daren’s tool bag, a stroller, a LeapPad that needs to be returned to Wal-mart, for the FOURTH time (piece of crap) and lots of other junk that gets thrown in there when it’s Daren’s turn for carpool and the car looks like a toy tsunami hit the back seats. I’m sure you’re so thrilled I shared that with you. Are you….snoring?
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:05 am
I feel like a detective - Is Daren an electrician? That toolbag looks too familiar (and my hubby is an electrician).
Hope the eye is doing better.
True Wife Confessions looks like a great read, thanks!
June 22nd, 2006 at 10:22 am
Thanks for passing on the link to True Wife Confessions; I’ll be going back to that one.
I don’t see how you drink “Shit Fast.” No matter how badly I want to lose weight, I just can’t get past that fiber taste. I’d rather eat Grape Nuts for fiber.
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:06 am
Nakomis was saying “Cool Beans”? I couldn’t figure out what she said. SO BORING, she is. We DO NOT want her back in the house.
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:56 am
I love that site. A blog roll must. I should also start sending in my confessions.
June 22nd, 2006 at 12:28 pm
That looks like the inside of my van.
June 22nd, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Now we REALLY have something in common! I am a BB nut! My office mate and me are fanatics and spend half the day talking about it. We are dorks, I know. It’s bad but I love it!
Thanks for the link. I’ll be adding it to my daily reads.
How’s you eye?
June 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Thanks for the link, I’m addicted already. I’ll have to send in some confessions.
June 22nd, 2006 at 11:22 pm
“Nakomis” saying “cool beans” did make me cringe. But there are other reasons for my blog name, so I didn’t scrap it and start anew. I did like her for being different, but THE ADNOIDS, people. Sometimes they’re supposed to be REMOVED!
Where is Roddy? Someone tell me. Also, Eric from the Roddy Season? Hotness! Bring them both back. Dianne makes me vomit.
That is all.
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Big Brother! I missed it! Fuck! Was Will there? Because I have a secret CRUSH on him. I’m so glad you’ll be watching because I am seriously addicted to that show.