Big Brother All Stars: Predictions and Predicaments
August 13, 2006
Big Brother All Stars has been cool to watch from the very beginning, knowing exactly who everyone is. I missed Season 2 so Mike and Will were new to me, though I knew enough about them to be able to keep up. I wish they had brought Holly back with Jase - that would have been fun, and I could totally see Janelle hating Holly. Oh and Brittney from BB1 instead of Nakomis. Nakomis is so awkward and weird that I was floored when I saw America voted her stank ass into the house. Pull-eze. The phrase “Cool Beans” makes me want to vomit. But do you know who I’m talking about? This Brittney chick had purple/red/green hair and it was up in pigtail-type messy buns all the time - very cute and very funny. She was my favorite of her season (BB1)
On to the players:
Danielle - In my opinion, one of the smartest players this year, however, my predictions all lead to a guy winning Big Brother All Stars. S6 should have gotten rid of her when they had the chance. With Kaysar now gone, it’s hard to say if the S6 Alliance will prevail. With James playing both sides, and seeming to have a true alliance with Danielle, she could just make it to the final 4 or so.
Erika - She is doing what she does best: riding coat tails and going with the flow. Sure, the boys like to look at her, but where are her alliances at? With George? With Danielle? She’s only going to be able to keep up her floating a little while longer before someone comes along and pops this air-filled blow-up doll.
George - Am I the only one annoyed as hell that everyone calls him Chicken George? And why does he always look like he is on the verge of crying? I puked in my mouth when Marcellas gave him the slop pass and he refused it before caving and taking it. Oh the tears! I can’t stand a man who is pretending to be all sweet and syrupy, so-much-so that his spine has melted into wax, and he can’t hold back tears any better than holding back the slop-inducing gas he is subjecting everyone too. One word for Georgie: GROSS.
Howie - Oh look, another gross one. What is with Howie’s fascination with Will? I’m getting the idea that Will actually enjoys this attention. I’m also getting the idea that these two have been experimenting outside of the Jack Shack. (not safe for work). Howie bugged the hell out of me last year, and this year he is twice as annoying. I can’t stand the big doofus and I want him gone. Like yesterday.
James - Last year I liked the evil James. This year he is back and playing the game true to his usual form, though more low-key. He’s been better at keeping his mouth shut, though his outburst at Janelle when she wouldn’t nominate Chill Town almost set him back. Good thing his buddy Danielle saved his ass by putting him on the block. I’m hoping for James to take this game all the way, though he might continue to shoot himself in the foot.
Janelle - Is she in line behind Howie for Will’s affections? What has happened to her game this year? I loved the old, bitchy Janelle, especially at the end of last season when she was kicking ass and taking names, and I WANT HER BACK! I would love for BB to bring back Alison or Diane and watch Janelle squirm, though I can’t stand either of those two.
Marcellas - Yawn. He is not nearly as fun as he was in season 3. After looking at his bio and seeing all his fave t.v. shows, I could so make popcorn and hang with him in front of the tube. We could paint each other’s toenails, and he could braid my hair…..oh sorry. I just really wish I had a gay boyfriend. That would be fun.
Mike Boogie - Again. There is ONE Mike in the house. One Mike. WHY do we have to call him Mike Boogie? Call him Mike. Call him Boogie. But to call him Mike Boogie like we’re clarifying WHICH MIKE OR WHICH BOOGIE he is, is STUPID! I’m not sure what to make of Mike, really. He looks as though he really wants to win. He’s trying hard, and I think Will’s lack of drive pisses him off from time to time. Good thing he’s got the Jack Shack and Howie to distract Will from the Chill Town Alliance. I think the guy welcomes the break from his other half. I like Mike. Him and Will crack me up when they do that phone thing in the Diary Room.
Will - Dude. You are not that good looking. You remind me of a 12 year old boy with your shirt off. That big doofus that is in love with you is better looking. Charisma is getting you nowhere with me. I think you’re gross, slimy and very, very white. You will not win BB7. And yes, Lindsay, it is sick that you will weep when Will is gone. Sick and sad. Sorry honey, but ghost boy will not be winning. I know you’re pregnant, but that is no excuse. Save your tears for all the Christmas commercials which will be starting very soon.
Who do you love to hate? Who do you think will be in the final four? Who do you think has the best shot of winning?
August 13th, 2006 at 9:36 am
I’m with you on all of these assessments. but Danielle bugs me maybe a little a more than she does you.
I looooved Janelle last season. It makes me crazy that she’s gone kinda weak this season, that she got sucked in by Will, etc, etc. She was so close to figuring James’ deal - she needs to work out her shit but fast (suck up to Erika!) if she’s gonna stick around.
Anyhoo. It’s good bad television, that’s for sure.
August 13th, 2006 at 10:15 am
I loooove Mike Boogie (saying those names together turns me on!) *lol* totally kidding about the turning me on part! I don’t know what it is about him…I loved him in season 2 and now that he’s back I love him even more. Will is very smart…I wouldn’t be surprised if he made it to the end again. Janelle is kinda dumb, but she is good at winning HOH so I think she’ll make it pretty far too.
Can’t stand Erika…what is she in the house for anyway? All she does is stand around like a dummy. James makes me sooo mad. I’ve never liked him and he’s definitely not doing anything for me now. Howie…annoying as hell, but I kind of think it’s part of his game plan. The float herd…annoying, I think they will all be gone soon and if I have to look at Chicken George almost crying again I’ll puke.
August 13th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Maybe you have to have seen Season 2 to truly appreciate the Will/Mike Boogie combination. If you saw season 2, you could never call MB anything BUT Mike Boogie.
Erika doesn’t bother me. I think she may actually be playing the game very well, because she’s the only player that EVERYONE seems to genuinely like AND not view as a threat. She’s a darkhorse favorite.
I think James’s two timing is going to be exposed very soon and come crashing down on his head.
Chicken George? Gag. He’s AWFUL. Nakomis gave me the creeps, too. Yick. I will never believe that America voted her on the show. Thank God Cowboy didn’t make it into the house.
Danielle could easily win. Janelle is winning too much stuff for my comfort. She is SO ANNOYING. She is my number one candidate for a dunking machine full of bile. Heh.
I think you’re just jealous about the Will-Lindsay connection. Although we could never truly be together (the attention he pays to his body hair frankly nauseates me. Oh. And I’m married), I would totally let him liposuction me in a heartbeat.
August 13th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I have to agree that if you saw Season 2 you would totally get and appreciate the Will/Boogie thing. They are totally playing the game. PLAYING. The cut-throat attitude of the rest of the house totally amuses these two. Oh how I wish I could turn you to the Chill Town Side.
Janelle. She makes me want to vomit.
Danielle. Kicks ass and takes names.
Erika. Bleh.
George. Why? Why are you there?
Marcellas. Get voted out already so Karen and I can share you as our gay boyfriend.
Howie. *shudder*
James. Finally learning how to play all sides.
(Watch the show much, Jenn? How pathetic! But still love the antics of Chill Town.)
August 13th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Finally, someone else that hates the term “cool beans”; I was about to claw my ears off if I had to hear Nicodemus say that phrase one more time.
Quite sadly, Karl and I had a huge discussion about this the other day, which was hard because I know who HOH is and he does not since they redid the comp BUT…I have to agree with the sentiments above. Something about Will/Boogie is awesome but I think it just comes from how well they play the game; they truly act like they are doing nothing but they are puppet masters letting everyone else do their dirty work. I used to hate those two but am now rooting for either of them to go to the end.
I’d like to see James or Danielle win though simply because James is a good player, but his two-faced crap is about to become exposed so that may not happen. Danielle, only because of the family factor but she is bugging me because she is counting on All-Star players to keep their words? Yeah, right.
With Kaysar gone, I could care less about the Season Sixers; Janelle effed it up a couple of weeks ago and Howie won’t ever win…love him, but he is dumb as a box of rocks,.
Erika is useless. Chicken George is the man to take with you to the end to prove that he did crap and that you should win cause you did way more than your share of running shit.
Mari - Just leave him in a bit longer for his diary room comments about the clap and invoicing BB, k?
August 13th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Mari = Marci, when you actually get used to using a new keyboard….le sigh.
August 13th, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Oh, one more thing. When I was looking at all the Big Brother feed video from You Tube, Howie was sitting on the HOH bed talking beside Marcellas, talking to Will and Janelle, I think, about nothing, when he absentmindedly began softly stroking Marcellas’s thigh. It looked so friggin weird! That had nothing to do with the clip- I just happened to notice it and think, hmmmmm….
August 13th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
Okay, can you tell it’s just me and the baby this weekend?!
I found the video and it is every bit as creepy as I remembered. Right at the beginning, too. Watch and discuss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWYZISmwddE&mode=related&search=
August 13th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
OMG Lindsay! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I may get on board with Chilltown - I do think they are funny as all hell. Especially when they do the phone thing - that cracks me UP.
August 13th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Loving James. And Danielle - for some strange reason… And always Will!
August 13th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
The final four: Danielle, Erika, James, and Will.
The winner: can’t decide, either Danielle or Erika.
I think Erika is playing smart. Under the radar.
I just L.O.V.E. BB7 this year! Oops, gotta run … it’s on right now!
August 13th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
I’ve now decided that Janelle is a fembot.
August 14th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Last season James was so the man to hate I think it’s amazing that all the people, who hated him so much last year, aligned with him this year. Why? Because you came from the same cast? What kind of mentality is that?
James is a good player and fun to watch- but he’s also hypocritical. He was back to rooting Janelle on when she won HOH for the THIRD FREAKIN TIME! He’s playing both sides, so why can’t Janelle? His rationale doesnt make much sense.
Howie is weird bc he is an alliance, but he is a floater, too. Think about it. Howie has no gaming skills whatsoever if left to his own devices.
I admire Danielle’s game play the most so far. I really felt bad that she was the only one who took the “hit” for her alliance though.
I was rooting for Kaysar to win it all, but I think it’s true, he isn’t made out for the game. He trusts people too much and values honesty.
I wouldnt want Will or Boogie to win, but man, are they fun to watch. Just the fact that they are such scary players behind everyone’s back and that NO ONE has really targeted them yet amazes me.
August 14th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
I really want James to win it this year. Season 6 is dead to me. Janelle lost whatever edge she had last year - plus she’s screwed up with every set of nominations she’s made - and with Kaysar gone I no longer care about S6.
Mike drives me up the wall. Hate him. Hated him in Season 2. Someone smack his Gollem-looking ass and get him out of the house. I will admit, though, that he’s playing the game well.
Will…now him I like. He’s playing just as hardcore as ever.
Marcellas…my favorite as far as entertaining quips go. Not much of a gameplayer, though.
Howie - annoying, but I like to see him rile up the others. Kind of like a train wreck.
Danielle - definitely one of the best players in the house. Can’t see her making it to the end, though. Maybe final four.
George - poor George. He’s weird, yeah, but he was weird in the first season, too. That was a messed up show, back before they established all the rules they’ve got now. No HOH, no veto. Hell, the viewers were the ones who evicted people each week. Everything changed after season one. But I feel sorry for George. Everyone always makes fun of him and you just know he thinks he’s wise and cool. But he’s not.
Erica - I feel nothing about her. I don’t even think she’s all that attractive. She’s just…fluff and filler. No chance she’ll make it to the end.
My hope for final four? James, Will, Janelle, and Danielle. Now THAT’D be a battle.
August 14th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
I just started watching BB last season (6) so I was all for those guys in the beginning. Now I’m getting to like Chill Town (even though Will is SO NOT HOT) mostly cuz they make me laugh. George gets on my nerves but I also like him a little. There isn’t anyone there that I hate (like I did last year with the girl scout troop). I am still rooting for Janelle but agree that her game has changed. Too many brain cells spent in too little time, I guess
August 14th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
See, I love love Will, but I don’t really want to see him win AGAIN, I mean he is a doctor and should already make decent money correct..
August 26th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
I THINK JANNELLE AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING GOING OUTSIDE THE HOUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS WINKING AND SITIIONG BY EACH OTHER KEEP A EYE ON THEM THERE IS SOMTHING NOT RIGHT ABOUT THEM THERE TO CLOSE THERE WILL BE THE LAST TO SANDING AND THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT
August 26th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
JANELLE AND WILL ARE AN ITEM OUT SIDE OF THE HOSUE THEY ARE ALWAYS WINKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE BB7 SAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!!!!!!!!!!