Gotta Pull Myself Together

August 15, 2006 Awards

It seems I’m all over the place today:

Mommybloggers - The Praise:

Soon, I wanted to be KAREN RANI. I died my hair like her, bought the same clothes, and tried to get her to move into the Ansonia with me. You might want to keep stiletto heels away from me. ~ Mom 101

Mommybloggers - The Interview:

Well….I was naked. So his reaction to that is always favourable. Even since I had the kids and my body changed, he’s always been a fan of the nakedness. Crazy bugger.

Mommybloggers - As a Guest Blogger:

I say, “Why ain’t your chunky ass in bed yet, boy?” in my best Brit-Twit accent, “Now pass me mah Cheetos.” Dylan usually laughs, but he goes to bed.

AND MORE:

ParentHacks: losing weight and having fun, all the while tiring the kids out.

The Statesman: - a Mommybloggers feed from above - it’s kinda weird to have your picture in a Texan online newspaper, especially when you’re a nut from Canada, eh?

Back to normalcy tomorrow. Maybe.

PHAT Mommy Must Be Bald

August 14, 2006 family

As I was working on graphics tonight, Dylan came up behind me to watch.

“Uhhhh, is that for one of your customers?”

“Yes.”

“Does she want that?”

“Want what, hon?”

“You put PHAT Mommy on it.”

“That’s her name.”

“You’re doing work for a famous person?”

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“You Like Me! You Really Like Me!” Part Deux of Trois

Awards

My interview is up at Mommybloggers. Pee first, especially before you click over to the crab dance. Consider yourself warned.

Vox Invites: 2 Available

BlogPants

Okay Freaks, the first two commenters get them. But you gotta leave me something funny in the comments. MAKE ME LAUGH, BITCHES. Okay that was harsh. Do whatever. You know I’m a softie.

All gone!

xo

Howie is Gross! See?

BlogPants

I told you so.? Three’s Company, Four is a Crowd.? Especially when the fourth is Howie.? Blech!

“You Like Me! You Really Like Me!”

Awards

I knew all the partying at BlogHer would pay off. Check out Mommybloggers today, and I think my interview will be posted later on this afternoon. Now excuse me while I ice my head. The swelling is killing me.

Big Brother All Stars: Predictions and Predicaments

August 13, 2006 BlogPants

Big Brother All Stars has been cool to watch from the very beginning, knowing exactly who everyone is. I missed Season 2 so Mike and Will were new to me, though I knew enough about them to be able to keep up. I wish they had brought Holly back with Jase - that would have been fun, and I could totally see Janelle hating Holly. Oh and Brittney from BB1 instead of Nakomis. Nakomis is so awkward and weird that I was floored when I saw America voted her stank ass into the house. Pull-eze. The phrase “Cool Beans” makes me want to vomit. But do you know who I’m talking about? This Brittney chick had purple/red/green hair and it was up in pigtail-type messy buns all the time - very cute and very funny. She was my favorite of her season (BB1)

On to the players:

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Big Brother All Stars: *snort*

August 12, 2006 BlogPants

Interviews at BlogHer

BlogPants

Some of my favorite people were interviewed by Daniel McVicar at BlogHer, including Arianna Huffington, The Mommybloggers, and the beloved Lisa Stone. You can check it out here.

Muggity Goodness

August 11, 2006 BlogPants

Thank you to everyone who ordered the “I Write Blogity Goodness” Mug!