Let’s Play a Game!
October 27, 2006
Okay, moving right along…I thought we could play a game over the weekend.
Well the prize isn’t going be a million bucks (or a millyaf bucks, as Troll Baby puts it), but here’s the dealio:
The game is called “What would you rather do for a million bucks?” I’ll start us off, and the first commenter answers my question, and then poses their own “What would you rather do for a million bucks?” question for the following person to answer, and so on and so on until I get bored and declare a big wiener.
So, what would you rather do for a million bucks: listen to 24 hours of the Backstreet Boys “Bye bye bye,” or be handcuffed to K-Fed and Britney for 24 hours, without any bathroom breaks away from them?
Who’s first?
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 7:56 pm
October 27th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Oh, this one is too easy. I would rather listen to the Backstreet Boys. I would saw off my arms after listening to Brittney smack her damn gum for 30 minutes.
OK - my turn: Would you rather force-feed Nicole Ritchie nothing but sweets for 48 hours OR go to family therapy sessions with Lindsay Lohan and her crazy-ass father?
October 27th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
I’m taking Nicole Ritchie, I’d have to make her share and I can’t help any more therapy sessions than I take on right now, bhahaha.
My turn:
Would you rather:
A. watch re-runs of Happy Days
or
B. be the director of Tom/Kat’s wedding
October 27th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I would rather listen to Backstreet Boys…
but I’m pretty sure Bye Bye Bye was Nsnyc anyway lol
October 27th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
Miss Misery - 2 things - It WAS TOO Backstreet Boys and YOU”RE NOT PLAYING RIGHT.
I would pick being director of TomKat’s wedding - if I got to make all the decisions, bwaaaa haaa haaa.
Would you rather
a. Shop at WalMart on a December Sunday with 3 kids under age 5 in tow, or
b. Let Britney Spears babysit them?
October 27th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Hey Miss Misery - you didn’t follow the rules of the game!
I will answer Jeri Ann’s question.
I would pick the Happy Days reruns. I’m actually old enough to have seen them the first time around so it would be like a walk down memory lane (if I had a memory that is!) Also, Tom and his zombie bride kinda scare me!
Here’s my question. Would you rather costar with Paris Hilton in the Simple Life for a season or spend a couple of weeks listening to insurance salesmen present quotes to you?
October 27th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
I’m much rather star with Paris in simple life for a season.
What would you rather do, have lunch with Tara Reid or dinner with K-Fed?
October 27th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Lunch with Tara Reid. I think she’d be less scary during daylight hours.
Which would you rather do, be forced to watch a six-hour marathon consisting of only the gross food segments of Fear Factor, or spend six hours watching pornography?
October 28th, 2006 at 1:15 am
fun game karen! nice diversion!
i’m not into porn (what? does that surprise you?) but i totally can’t deal with the gross food fear factor stuff. and i’ve only ever seen the commercials! so i’d have to choose the porn i guess. but i’m not happy about it.
which would YOU rather do? go skinny dipping with rush limbaugh or go drinking at a bar mitzvah with mel gibson?
October 28th, 2006 at 1:29 am
Ok, Ok…
I’m MUCH rather party with Mel. I mean, as long as he’s drunk it would be entertaining.
Rush. Ew. Please don’t get me started.
Which would you rather do for a million bucks?
Shave my snatch or be forced to defend that awful website in the previous post??
October 28th, 2006 at 2:02 am
Oh God. I’m throwing down the gloves on this. Hand me the razor….wait…you like waxing, so this should be easy.
Next!
Would you rather walk down the streets of New York proclaiming your love for Michael Jackson as you hold his hand, or profess your undying respect for Tom Cruise and his wily ways of thinking, on the Dr. Phil show?
October 28th, 2006 at 9:30 am
I’d pick Michael Jackson but can I wear a veil too?
October 28th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Would you rather be a bad dancer in a X-tina video or make a fool of yourself on Family Feud?
October 28th, 2006 at 11:37 am
I love me some Feud, and I’m already an expert at making a fool of myself…AND there is no way I would fit in one of those dancer outfits. So when they asked what a good thing to serve with turkey is, I would shout “Steak!” or “Jello!”
Would you rather ballroom dance all night with Carrot Top or be on the Jerry Springer show?
October 28th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I’ll dance all night with Carrot Top any damn day, JS..hell I already feel like I’m living that show at times..
Would you rather..
Be on “Fear Factor” and have to eat maggots or Be on “Trading Spouses” and trade with a complete slob!
October 28th, 2006 at 4:51 pm
OMG, Karen, this should be a regular feature. Perfect for offsetting the October A**hat Festival going on in the Blogosphere. (And for your original question, would I be able to SLAP the Federlines, or would my cuffs be too restrictive for that?)
OK, answering delite: I pick option #2, because I DARE any wife swap to find someone sloppier than myself.
So: Would you rather:
Listen to Tom Cruise orate for at least an hour about the evils of psychiatry and medicines and the benefits of “silent birth” (while only being able to nod and smile politely), or
Kiss Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, AND Karl Rove each SQUAH on the mouth?
October 28th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
I’ll take the kissing, I’d probably shoot Tom Cruise after 10 minutes…..
Would you rather take 3 kids ages 5,3 and 1 to church (with no cry room!!) or be the chaperone for your teenagers very first boy/girl dance??
October 28th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Hmmm, that’s a tough one, since I have younger children and grown teens. Ugh. I’m gonna go with the teenagers and their dance, at least I can maybe get drunk and dance right along with them. Or can I?
What would you rather do for a million bucks? Go on an all night date with Richard Simmons and his glitter shorts at a very public place or eat 46 hotdogs and buns? Bah!
October 29th, 2006 at 1:00 am
I’ll take Richard out as I can’t handle that many hotdogs.
What would you rather do?
Watch old reruns of the Brady Bunch or an all day CNN feed featuring our President?
October 29th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Brady Bunch, definately.
Would you rather…
Watch 24 hours of “This is Daniel Cook”
OR
Watch 24 hours of any reality show that you loathe (so for me, The Swan).
October 29th, 2006 at 10:50 am
I think I’d have to go for Daniel, if the reality show in question was “Jackass”, because that’s the only one I really, really loathe. Makes me cringe just to see it while flipping channels.
Would you rather…
for breakfast, fix cereal so stale it resembles cardboard(someone forgot to close the bag and box for several days, maybe even a week) and convince your picky eater child, just woken up and very cranky, that it’s yummy and just what he wants…OR go to the store you’ve sworn to never go into again without looking perfect…. in a hat and sweats, without make-up, with a sniffling, red-nosed cold, where the cute, delightful, bouncy teenage girl works ….who snickered at your shoes last time you were in there. (yes it’s true that I was wearing 2 different shoes, but they were both gray nikes!)
Because that’s the choice I have to make really soon this morning. I could use help.
October 29th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
I’m not playing the game…but I have to back up Miss Misery here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bye_Bye_Bye
(I suppose having a younger brother who was into TRL every afternoon back then has its perks. Good times.)
October 29th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
great game karen……
which one would you deal with:
your 15 year old daughter who walked into her boyfriend in the street with his tongue down her (ahem) “best friend’s” throat on the same day she got braces fitted
OR
Your 5 year old son (who daddy stupidly gave some candy) talking non stop for 7 hours asking the same question over and over and over again?
TC
October 30th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
totally confused - I’d pick the 15 year old. It seems less tiring. Dramatic and heart-broken teenagers are people I can relate to (from my own experience as a teen)!
Ok, what would you rather do…
a. Go back in time and, as you were as a teenager, walk out onto the stage of that high school play you were in - totally naked with no makeup and your hair a mess?
or
b. Loudly fart & burp your way through a PTA meeting? (You have to keep being involved in the PTA for as long as your child is in school. No dropping out of embarassment!)
August 7th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Jazcob…
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