Landover Baptist Church
November 20, 2006
Best. Website. Ever. Particularly this Beauty Pageant Announcement, and This Article on Elmo.
…this year’s most popular Christmas toy, Tickle Me Elmo TMX, should disturb even an unsaved family. “It should be rated XXX, not TMX,” says Dr. Jonathan Edwards. “TMX is deliberately misleading.” Dr. Edwards warns that Elmo doesn’t belong in a Christian home. “It belongs in Hell,” he says.
I’m warning you now, go pee before visiting this website. There’s SO much to see and laugh about. It’s not for the easily offended though.
Some of my favorites:
Have fun!
P.S. I thought it was funny that I was the number one search for this.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 7:57 am
November 20th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Yep, I hear ya…
I spent some 20 years in the “buckle of the Bible belt.” Some of those folks are definitely out there… but isn’t that what makes life so interesting???
November 20th, 2006 at 10:32 am
That site is so funny. Thanks for sharing it.
November 20th, 2006 at 10:58 am
I needed a good laugh today!
November 20th, 2006 at 11:41 am
I used to have that be my homepage during the holiday season. I need to do that again.
I lurve landover baptist. but then I’m an acknowledged heathen. thanks for the grin.
November 20th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
LOL..congrats on a number one search! I was just gonna google that very topic today..and to think..I’ve been reading the answer everday the whole time! hehee. It’s amazing what religion fanatics can come up with
I wasn’t allowed to believe in santa clause, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny, and on halloween we had to sit in the back of the house watching t.v. with every light in the house OFF. I didn’t even see E.T. or The Wizard of OZ untill I moved out! Thankfully I’ve moved on and so has my mother! LOL.
November 20th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Oh..btw…thanks for the visit last week
Didn’t realize you commented ’till today!!!
November 20th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
That is plain scary! Really scary. Children are being scarred for life at that church. It stimulates such an anger and helplesness in me! I was raised as a religious fanatic, but no where near that bad. I want to vomit for that poor child with the electrodes on his butt. They should be prosecuted.
November 20th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
this is crazy! Elmo is no devil! that is so funny though that this church has some of this junk in their website.
November 20th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
The whole website is a fake church. You guys know that, right?
November 20th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
TAMPONS: Satan’s Little Cotton Fingers!
“A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad, they even come with angel wings now”
Or the “What Would Jesus Do” thong, the perfect stocking stuffer!
What a great site.
November 20th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Thanks for that link Karen. I was stiffling the giggles behind my cubicle wall today. Sent the link to my heathen husband today too. He thought it was great…better even than the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster !