How to Lose 4 Sizes in 67 Seconds, or These Jeans Are Wready to Wear Wright Out of the Dryer
November 27, 2006
While surfing today, I found this. Go ahead and click it, it’s just a picture I found and you can close it up right after cuz I installed a fancy shmancy plug-in to take care of you.
Did you notice the sizes? “…in sizes 6-18.” Translate that to today and what would that be? Those women look extremely slim, don’t you think, maybe a 0 or a 2, maybe even a 4? So let’s say they are size 6 by 1966 standards. Size 6 minus size 2 (today’s sizes) is about 4 sizes difference.
See that? You and I just lost 4 sizes, and we didn’t so much as open a bag of rice cakes, or break a sweat.
Carry on.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 4:01 pm
November 27th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
I like your thinking, little lady. (heee! little lady! haven’t you always just wanted to say that?)
dude…by these standards, i’m actually a size 8. Or, 6. Wait. What’s the math again?
November 27th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Vycron? Hmm, that’s a mix of velcro & ??
Shssh! That’s the 60’s right, ya know how those women stayed so damn thin dontcha!
November 27th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Oh, and what’s that plugin you got there??
November 27th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Did you catch that the jeans cost FIVE DOLLARS?? But “wready” to wear-ugh.
November 28th, 2006 at 11:07 am
Ooooh! Very fancy-schmancy plugin!
See? It’s YOU that makes me want my very own dotcom. Just for the gadgets!
And because it’s all your fault, I will hound you to fix it all up for me. Be afraid … you don’t live that far away! *g*
Don’t mind me, I’m just happy because I apparently went down a few sizes in two minutes. I love that stuff.
November 28th, 2006 at 11:56 am
So does this mean that the pants I am wearing should fit better?
Because they don’t.
November 28th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
How can I still be the same size, but weigh more? (sigh)
November 28th, 2006 at 9:19 pm
I like the dark denim knee pants.