Fergalicious: Crapalicious!
December 20, 2006
Is this chick for real? Has anyone bought her CD, especially after the release of My Humps or whatever that song was called?
Check it out:
[Will I Am] <--- THIS is his name? His mother named him William and he turns it into a Dr Seuss meets Dr. Dre thing?
Listen up ya’ll, Cuz this is it
The beat that I’m bangin’ is de-li-cious
[Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo <--- Um, ew.
You could see me, you can’t squeeze me
I ain’t easy, I ain’t sleazy
I got reasons why I tease ‘em
Boys just come and go like seasons
[Hook]
Fergalicious(so delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous <--- a dig at Nelly Furtado?
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock <--- I laugh at this line, every. single. time.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin’ to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy) <--- ahhh, that IS your name sweetheart.
I’m the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can’t no other lady put it down like me <--- am I getting old? Because I have NO idea what this means.
[Hook]
I’m Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness <--- ha ha ha ha ha ha
He’s my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo’ boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) <--- Why do I picture a soup kitchen here?
[Chorus]
So delicious (It’s hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I’m Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you’ll get a taste
I’ll be tasty, tasty, I’ll be laced with lacey <--- I’ll be laced with lacey? WTF?
It’s so tasty, tasty, It’ll make you crazy
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tastey, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty <--- Hey Will I Am, you can’t spell worth a shit, dude.
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie
[Fergie]
All the time I turn around brotha’s gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain’t tryin to round up drama little mama I don’t wanna take your man
And I know I’m comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it <--- You PEED yourself on stage. I’m pretty sure this line could have been something else, honey.
But I’m tryin’ to tell, that I can’t be treated like clientel <--- clinetel? of what? The Whore Department?
Cuz’ they say she
[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain’t promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
[Chorus]
It’s so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I’m Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tastey tastey
[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty,
T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty,
T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S,
to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S,
to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S,
to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
This is the crap the Big Record Companies are throwing at us? Are they high? Did Paris Hilton write these lyrics? Well it all rhymes, so maybe they got a really smart monkey to do it.
December 20th, 2006 at 9:12 am
i cannot stand Fergie.
i can’t even look at her.
ew.
December 20th, 2006 at 9:50 am
I like the repeated misspelling of tasty.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Wow. I read the lyrics and thought it couln’t get any worse, then I hit play on the vidoeo. I got about 13 seconds in before I couldn’t stand it anymore. Yikes.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:07 am
THe only thing worse about that song is how it evilly crawls into your head and will. not. leave.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:50 am
I thought this was a joke.
They’re really not kidding?
I think I was right after all - it IS a joke.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Amanda - you are SO right. I cleaned the fridge after I posted this and I was all “put those boys on rock rock!”
Fucking stupid song.
December 20th, 2006 at 11:32 am
My daughter loves that song.
It drives me insane.
December 20th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
First of all, wasn’t she on kids incorporated or some shit? And I’m supposed to believe she’s all hip hop?
Second of all, we’re getting old. That’s why we think it’s crap.
Old. Old. Old.
December 20th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Yeah. Dumb song. But dang if I don’t dream that my abs look like that. Right. HA HA HA. Like they ever looked like that before I had kids. You think this crap is bad. Have you heard the new Gwen Stefani yodeling song? Yeah. Yodeling. A la Sound of Music. The Lonely Goat-Herd.
December 20th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
I may the only person over the age of 14 to love Fergie, but…
I. L. O. V. E. F. E. R. G. I. E.
Embarassing, I know. I might not admit that this comment ever happened.
December 20th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Words fail me. This is worse than “My Milkshake”
December 20th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Ok…I am 41, named S T A C Y licious!
I love the song, ‘cept for the nasty lyrics ok.
The beat makes me Rock, Rock…ha!
I guess I am crazy, crazy…
Stacylicious…rock..rock..
Stacylicious…hot…hot…
Ok, now back to reality!
At least she isn’t yodelling (sp) like Gwen(what kinda crappin’ video is that?)
It’s Fergielicious sluttilicious, gonna make a millions licious..while I sit here typing on the this computerlicous monitor..rock..rock..
Stacy
December 20th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Karen, so so crack me up! Love your
funnilicious blogilcious blog! Keep it coming
rock..rock!
from Vanilla Ice..Nice nice baby!
Stacy
December 20th, 2006 at 2:27 pm
dude. it’s hot. it’s money.
jen, to the T-A-S-T-Y. She’s all N-A-S-T-Y.
i can’t stop cringing.
December 20th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
I’m still laughing my ass off over T-A-S-T-E-Y.
Does the music industry not have editors?
December 20th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Oh my, I cannot believe I actually sat here and read the ENTRIRE lyrics. And I hate that song! What was I thinking?
December 20th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
God Bitch! Quit raiding my private thoughts. I was totally thinking about dissing this vid over on MamaPop, but mostly because Fergie looks like dude. Nonetheless, it’s a processed cheesefest to the nth degree, as evidenced by those godawfully stupid lyrics.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Let’s not forget her being part of the “popular” group Wild Orchid with the “hit” song Talk to Me.
Maybe thats the best lyrics a complete moron can come up with.
December 20th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
That song is too funny and the bad part is it is popular! I swear thats stuff is stupid!
December 21st, 2006 at 5:54 am
What the fuck was that ???
December 21st, 2006 at 9:58 pm
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December 26th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
what the hell is putting someone on rock, rock?