I Cannot Even Tell You
January 29, 2007
How many days this past week that I’ve had peanut M&M’s for breakfast.
How much I want winter to be over, like now.
How much I want to organize a playdate, complete with wet bar and mosh pit, and get right sloshed, then call up Meredith “Slanted” Viera.
How much wine I drank last night, before mangling Daren’s Grandma’s birthday cake in an effort to change 88th to 38th.
How many people have arrived at this site by googling “mascara blow jobs” and “nipple cookie fruit cleanse”.
How much I love Serra for making homemade soap and sending it to me before Christmas.
How much I loved this Christmas card from Amanda.
How many times “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” has played, in a tinny-tone, from the gift bag I threw out on Friday night.
How much I love love LOVE Mamatulip for sending me CD’s, including an awesome mix where she teaches me how to count the cool way. *snort*
January 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
That, right there, is why I’m a writer and not an ACCOUNTANT.
January 29th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Maybe we can sell Meredith on the argument that we NEED the alcohol to stay warm up here?
No?
Make winter go away please.
January 29th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Um, I just had dark chocolate M&Ms for breakfast. So no guilt there.
And Serra’s soap does rock. I’ve been using the Green Tea for a while now.
Rock on with your drinks, peanut M&Ms, purple hair gel, irreverent holiday cards, and your bad self!
January 29th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
And my deepest thanks for being willing to be my guinea pig while I found my way thru the regulations about shipping to Canada. Thanks to you I found the easy way to do it and once the new site’s done I’ll be making sure I let Canadians know I can welcome them.
January 29th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Sorry to hijack your comments but I really want to thank Amanda too–the best pay I get is knowing someone really likes what I sent them.
January 29th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
I CANNOT believe that you got a mix from Mama Tulip. I want one AND I WILL go into a mosh pit to get one!
January 29th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
i’ve been craving m&ms for the past few days…maybe there’s something in the air??!
January 29th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
I’ve been eating a Dove bar with almonds. Chocolate: breakfast of champions.
The Google hits are really funny. My most common hits are “how to make love” (like a porn star) and “the smell of sex.” Ew.
It’s cold today and I’ve really sick of winter, too. It’s a good day to get sloshed. And moshed. And smashed.
Cool song list.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:31 am
Best Christmas Card ever. And I’m going to need Serra to send me some of that soap as well. Mmkay? Thanks.
January 30th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
What’s with everyones sudden obsession with peanut M&Ms? I’ve read about it on like 8 different blogs lol.
I really wish winter was over too. I hate the cold, it makes me feel old.
I miss you Karen! Seems like you’ve fallen off the face of the earth lol. I’ll have you know that I liked that book you got my for Christmas so much that I went out and bought the second part to it! New Moon, it’s pretty awesome so far! Thanks for introducing me! You have great taste in what I like lmao. G&P, Mom & Dad usually get me sappy boring people love books. Ew. I like me vampire love stories hehe.
By the way…if you could get a free book for Comeback, do you think you could send her on over? I’m dying to read it. I’ve checked out Chapters like 8 times and they still don’t have it in. Weird.
January 30th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Mamatulip makes CDs?
I need to get in on this whole exchanging things with other bloggers thing. Though I have gotten a good recipe for Jambalaya.
January 31st, 2007 at 1:13 am
That Christmas card is completely awesome. WWJD indeed.