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Sometimes I Think There Are Sharks Around My Bed

February 13, 2007

Sometimes I think there are sharks around my bed. If you put out your foot or hand  a fin will cut it off. I m lucky, though; my bed is against the wall, and the sharks can t get their fins up between. They could if they wanted to  but if I m real quiet, then they don t know I m here.

Sometimes I talk to God. I stay awake all night and he keeps me company. I have a direct line to God. He listens to me, and sometimes he makes things happen if I pray real hard. Mom says God always answers your prayers if you re in a state of grace. I promise him things. If I don t say anything to anybody  he ll make it go away.

Please  please  go to the bathroom, please go to the bathroom  not here, not tonight  please, please, please, please, please  I ll never pretend to be sick at mass again, please! No  Please Don t! I m sorry! It hurts, Papa!

God doesn t always listen to me. That s because I m bad. God always listens to good little girls. Maybe if I promise to never talk again  or give up my kitty ——

Sometimes I think there are sharks around my bed.

Written by The Fat Lady Sings

Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 12:12 am  

One Response to “Sometimes I Think There Are Sharks Around My Bed”

  1. Gravatar Karen Rani Says:

    This is heartbreaking. I know exactly how you felt. Exactly.



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