True Wife Confession?
February 14, 2007
**EDIT BELOW**
As a loving husband, you would probably think these:
accompanied by this:
might get you this:
However, if you tell your wife you have hockey at 7 p.m. and she will have to wait until 9:30 for take-out Thai Food, that might be all fine and good, you know, if you told her before 6:30 when you’re about to leave after spending a half hour in the bathroom sinking your Battleships.
Instead, she may tell you she has to first run out for milk and come back all pretending to be lovey dovey, unbeknownst to you, as she kisses you on the cheek and hands you this card:
and at this point, you may think, “Hey, I’ve got the coolest wife in the world” and “I’m so GOOD, and I’m SO getting laid tonight,” until you open the card and wonder if it means you will be Parking the Pink Limo in the Garage of Love, or if you should sleep with one eye open:
February 14th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Best Valentine’s Day Card EVER. I know you live in Canada and this is probably sacrilege, but couldn’t they NOT have hockey on Valentine’s Day? Seriously.
February 14th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
February 14th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
If Husband’s games weren’t on Sundays and Fridays, I’d be in the same boat.
As it is, he fell asleep on the couch at 9. Heh.
February 14th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 10:25 am
LMAO! Okay, that’s awesome. Did the card actually say that? Or was that your own added touch? I made PC’s favorite dinner, then gave him a..ahhem…FULL body massage. He was asleep by 9:30 on the couch and I went to bed by myself at midnight ’cause he wouldn’t wake up. I did get a bottle of Pumpkin Wine for heart day. Haven’t tried it yet, though.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:32 am
I woke Daren’s ass up at midnight for a booty call. Heh.
Your husbands night sounds good Chris!
February 15th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Yeah, well. I figured the best way to not get upset about the lack of attention I received was to focus on him. He was very appreciative though so he got points for that. I was out of commission for any booty calls though. sigh. He promised to make it up later
February 15th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Too funny! I especially like the cartoon.
February 15th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Elizabeth, I think my Canadian husband would give up beer before hockey and he LOVES beer. How else can you explain grown men who have to work the next day playing at 12am on a worknight?
February 17th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
The cartoon is hilarious!
February 17th, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Roses, carnations cushion and button poms, alstromeria, and misty… nice bouquet, says me the florist, who is showing off her ability to name all of your flowers, to hide the fact that she is jealous because her husband got her NOTHING for the day of “love”, after she spent thirteen hours building lovely bouquets for lucky bitches like you.
