ANYTHING?
February 15, 2007
Catherine of Her Bad Mother tagged me last Wednesday for this Six Weird Things, um, thing, whereby I have to tell you six weird things about me.
Um, yeah. There are WAY more than 6.
Tomorrow being Photo Friday, I’ve decided to post this meme with a twist on Monday. But I need your help.
Send me questions! ? Millions of them!? What do you want to know? If you are shy about your question, email me instead. I’ll give you till Sunday night, and I promise to answer every single question. So leave a question or I’ll feel really like a big loser-head and I’ll never speak to you again.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 4:16 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Ah I can ask anything? Hmmm. How daring! However I probably know the answer or can guess pretty acturately. Okay here goes: Do you let big ones rip while you’re sitting on your comfy computer chair? And by big ones, I don’t mean doves (what the fuck? I dunno). I mean farts. Just incase you were confused.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Maybe you fart so much you go baserk.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Or maybe you fart so much, there’s a hole in your comfy chair.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Or maybe you save them all up for like a week and then have a big ‘blowout’ sale so to speak.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Attention Internets:
The position of My Best Friend is now open.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I guess maybe I should axe another question. Do you love the fact that I have M&M’s and you don’t? I didn’t think so.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Oh and by troll you mean hot bizatch right? I thought so.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I think I’m going to run my fat trap all afternoon WHILE I eat my BONBONS and by bonbons, I mean M&M’s. Oh snap.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Listen…..hear that? No, I don’t mean your big fart echoing through the halls, I mean the CRUNCH CRUNCH of my M&M’s. I did mention I have some right? Ya.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
Ah ya. Grade three called, they want their farts back. Now.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
I love you and your farts. Every day.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Anytime I can help, you just ask. You’re very welcome. Oh and I’m so sorry to be crunching my M&M’s in your ear. And by sorry I mean CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW BIATCH?
February 15th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
I need new friends.
February 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
What is the best book you have ever read?
What movie makes you laugh the hardest?
February 15th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Have you ever cleared a room with a fart? (Sorry, Sassy was crackin’ me up.)
What do you like best about where you live?
What’s your favorite room in your house?
What’s the oldest item of clothing you own and why do you love it/keep it?
February 15th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Okay…wait, what is that smell? Okay, holding nose, here goes…
I’m going to ask you Canadian questions because, you’re like, the only Canadian blogger I know. Oh wait, there’s me. And Sassy. And Her Bad Mother. And JenB. But you’re like the most famousest of the Canadian bloggers I know. And clearly I know five.
Question 1: Who is the funniest Canadian on TV? (I say Rick Mercer, but you don’t have to agree. It’s Rick Mercer though by a long shot)
Question 2: Who is the BEST LOOKING Canadian male on TV? (I say that George Snuffle-upagus guy from The Hour. I stay up way past my bedtime sometimes just to get my fill of those eyes. Buh!)
Question 3: Who is the FUNNIEST and BEST LOOKING Canadian male on TV? (Shawn Majumder. The end.)
Question 4: Can I have some M&M’s?
Question 5: Why can’t you answer any of these questions for yourself? I’m doing all the work here!
February 15th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
In my house, peanut M&Ms are considered “power pellets.”
What is your favorite chick flick? I’m really needing to get a good cry out today…
Any tips for keeping chaos at by? The company I work for has a great resource for organizing kids rooms (check organizingmyhome.com). I’m looking for more ideas.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
Why I should be your improved new best friend:
I have never been confused for shoplifter of pediatric products OR gas.
I will share my M & M’s
You are number one on my blogroll (that obviously means I love you mostest…you’re like what..number THIRTY TWO on hers
(insert other reasons I am capable of overtaking fulfilling best friend position)
Best Friend Experience:
Moll Doll 1993-present
Prince Charming 1996-present
Other Qualifications: sweet, easily swayed into causing trouble, fierce loyalty, can fart but most LSR (loud but smells like roses), loves Canada (go Maple Leafs)
February 15th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
OMG..How embarrassing…I mean..really. I soooo didn’t mean to push submit. Really! I didn’t!
**Red Faced**
Here’s my question(s):
What are the top 5 pieces of advice you have for making a blog successful?
If you could only look at one picture for the rest of your life…which picture would it be…and why?
February 15th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
If you won millions of dollars, what would be the first thing you would do? Would you share the money with anyone outside your family? Charities? Frivolous stuff?
If you were all alone, but stuck in your house for 10 days, what would you do? Would it be relaxing and peaceful, or would it make you feel crazy and trapped?
What’s your favorite food that you could eat every day and never get sick of?
Who’s your “I would leave my husband for him if only he would have me” crush? (mine is my hot doctor that I totally love…my husband knows and said I could have both of them, which seems cool to me).
What’s with all the farting going on earlier in the comments? Are you ladies really that gassy?
Do you know you are hysterical and crack me up almost on a daily basis?
Did you know that a lot of times all the comments on your post are just as funny as your actual posts?
Do you ever wear any maternity clothing items even when you are not pregnant because they are just so comfy? (or is that just me?)
Ok, one more and then I need a shower…If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
February 15th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
February 15th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Do green M&Ms make you horny?
Do you find it odd that I have NEVER farted in front of my husband (except for once when he was going down on me and ohmigod that was the most embarrassing moment EVAH and I immediately froze and said that wasn’t me, even though we were the only two people in the room and his face was RIGHT THERE and I still tried to lie about it and I’m getting a red face right now just remembering!)and he also doesn’t know that I poop? Do you think thats weird?
How do you design such pretty blogs? And I want you to answer me as though I have no idea how to do it. I want you to walk me through it step by step so that I can do it myself. Hey…you promised to answer!
Ok, just kidding on that last one. That’ll be your little secret.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
This may be the best comment trail ever!!
Favorite 80’s movie?
What movie line do you use on a regular basis? Is there one that you bastardize to fit every occasion? If so, what is it? If not, I have a good one for you.
What do you think about feet? Is there a body part that causes you more pause?
And with all this talk about farts…let’s introduce boogers.
Come on, tell us. You pick your nose when no one’s looking right?
February 16th, 2007 at 7:54 am
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February 16th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Where were you when you lost your virginity?
February 16th, 2007 at 10:12 am
I have nothing left to ask. All my “inquiring minds want to know” questions have been asked!
Oh, oh … here’s one ~~
The first pregnancy … were you as scared shitless as I was? (No one told me anything.)
Oh, another ~~
Doesn’t food taste so much better now that you’re not smoking?
That’s it.
I just want to add here that I never farted in front of my husband for the first two years of our courtship and marriage. Or burped.
Now, well, I feel so much better I don’t have to hold it or try to smother it into the couch cushions. TMI? Oh well …
Have a great weekend!
February 16th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Well, since it seems at though to be able to submit a comment I need to discuss farting. I’m so with Karly. In the sense that I’ve never farted in front of my husband. There was no exception like her one slip up…oh how embarrassing!! I couldn’t imagine!!
Anyway…what I’m curious about is awhile back you decided not to post any pictures of your kids. Your post freaked me out to a point that I stopped posting pics of my kids. Recently, I’ve noticed things have changed. What made you come to that decision? And at this point what is your “rule of thumb” to blog ettiquite in the sense of protecting your family’s identity and safety?
February 16th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Do you think you’ll ever smoke again?
How will I EVER wait until July to see you again?
What SHALL we do when we are together again?
What is your most favorite meal?
February 16th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I totally forgot my question, reading all this fart stuff.
I’ll be back later.
*snort*
*FART*
(oooops)
February 16th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Okay, here it is …
If you could do ONE THING over in your life, what would it be?
February 16th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I have several questions:
If you had enough money to go on a nice long vacation, where would you go?
What is your favorite city to visit in Canada?
Have you ever taken the train way up north to see the Polar Bears?
What do you think of as the prettiest place in Canada?
What about the USA drives you the craziest as a Canadian?
How cold is too cold?
Where and when did you lose your virginity?
And do you ever have vaginal farts during sex?
(Like you thought you could get away from the fart questions!)
February 16th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Shit.
February 16th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
heehee! I love this blog! Hmmmm …. first let me light a scented candle, there’s a bit of an … aroma lingering … lol! Now questions ….
Do you poop in public places?
If you could see your kids in the future, would you want to even if you couldn’t change anything?
What qualifications do you look for in friends? (I have Lindt! surely that outclasses M&M’s?)
What is your bravest moment?
February 16th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
do fart sounds make you feel nauseated? and arm farts? maybe that’s just me with my history of my brother who actually received Beano in his stocking…
Why did you choose to live in an area with so much cold and snow? And do you have any tricks for staying warm?
When are you planning to come to the Boston area?
I make lovely ganache-filled chocolate cupcakes, which I think are yummier than MnMs, can I be your friend?
What makes you happiest?
Are you ticklish? What makes you laugh?
Are you considering having a third child?
Do you have any more favorite children’s books to suggest? We’ve gone bonkers for the Parts/More Parts books after you suggested those.
February 16th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
do you have any self comforting behaviours?
ummm this is hard. i’m scared you are going to cut me if I don’t ask questions.
sorry. slinks away…..
February 17th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
What is the one thing that your children do that makes you love them so much each time they do it?
February 17th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Do you think you’ll ever party with your friend Nicole?
Do you think she’s a bitch for not calling you in 6 months?
Do you think that she sits and wonders about you and your loving family often?
Do you think she misses you?
Do you miss her??????
February 17th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Ohmy someone asked first…”And do you ever have vaginal farts during sex?” although I was going to be really sophisticated about it and ask if you ever VARTED during whoopie.
I would like to know if you have ever had an embarassing “period” moment, you know…. white skirt, big spot, something gross and gooey?
On a more serious note- what are you most afraid of when it comes to your kids? This is my own personal insanity…my fears regarding my children and if I ever have the opportunity to make another mother suffer with me, I grab it. I just want to see if anyone else is as paranoid and as much of a GIGANTIC FREAKAZOID as me…
February 17th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Do you want a daughter? Why or why not?
another of my freaky-headed questions foisted upon you. Sorry, but you INVITED these.
February 17th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
I just can’t get past Sassy’s fart comments. It just makes me want to ask more…well…never mind…lol. Then add M&M’s to the mix. What a clusterfook. Everyone knows that green M&Ms make you horny.
This is going downhill south real quick.
My question would be this: What do you think attributed most to obtaining such a great blog fan base and the ability to gain a ROI on blogging in such a short time? Basically…what’s your secret to success?
February 18th, 2007 at 2:18 am
Now - when I did this MEME I made sure that one of the weird things about me was a lie; and I asked everyone to figure out just which one that lie was. You’d be surprised how many people were stumped.
So - you want a question, do you? Hmmmm….well, first off it will be something that DOESN’T involve bodily functions. I think we ve just about exhausted that particular subject (exhaust, get it? No? *sigh* I really have to work on my humor).
So riddle me no questions and I ll tell you no lies. #1: I would like to know if you ve ever posed for Playboy? #2: Also where is the strangest place you have ever been, and why did you go there? #3: Finally what is the tallest tree you ve ever climbed?
February 18th, 2007 at 9:36 am
i’m just here to tell you that you look HOT in that bw picture up there.
hot.
seriously, burn that crazy old blogher pic with the hat.
February 18th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Have you figured out yet how great of a mom you are?
February 18th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
I had to fart halfway through reading these and seriously couldn’t stop.
What makes you feel most normal and “ok” with yourself?
How do you instill confidence and self-esteem in your children?
Best sex you’ve ever had - what made it so special?
Best meal ever - what was it?
What is your best dish and will you give out that recipe?
What is your favorite part about the blogging world?
How do you decide what to write about and how long does it take you? Basically, what’s your process?
How many fibers are there in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?
Tell me a little known fact about Canadian culture.
What do you wish people of the US would do differently with regard to our northernly neighbors? (Do we piss you off? Do you think we’re all assholes?)
Would you ever get a gold tooth, ya know, just for fun?
What kind of camera do you use? (Because HELLO, Mrs. HOTNESS)
Have you had impure thoughts about me?
February 25th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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