Right! I have a blog!
February 23, 2007
I forgot about that! What’s with all the exclamation marks ya’ll? I am typing like Britney Spears, yet all the words are spelled correctly.? Did you HEAR about her going crazy?? Wild.
Where have I been? Hmmm..good question. I’ll get back to the questions you left but I feel as though I should tell you what I’ve been up to. I bought a piece of land. And I built a house on it. I’ve been going nightclubbing with her and her, and oh! I got new boobs! I’m not a video game person but Second Life has me completely addicted. I was saying to Erin and the Kaiser last night that it really should be called Naked Life. People are always running around naked. It’s very strange and I can’t explain it. My favorite thing is that I can fly. Anyway, my husband has been saying YGAFN in the spirit of LOL and BRB. If you’re a geek like me - find me there under the name Duchess Voom. Really, I should have named her Duchess Va va voom, because you should see how hot she is. Ha ha.
Also, Thomas is sick again. Yesterday he spent the entire day on the couch, learning to be A Man With a Cold. Yes, my 2 year old is mastering the fine art of milking the cold for all it’s worth. Which for me, was a-okay, because all he wanted to do is lie around and snuggle with Mama. Good times. Except for the snot. That kind of sucked.
Well I have to run - I’m throwing a surprise birthday party for my girlfriend’s son at noon and we’re not dressed here yet.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:27 am
I think I may still be hanging out at Queen of Spain’s hut in second life. I haven’t been back there for a while, but I’m pretty sure that is where I left her. Luckily she showed me how to put my clothes back on because I looked supremely slutty walking around all naked!
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
Hope Thomas feels better soon!
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:08 pm
You got new boobs? Do tell…I’m considering some boob work this fall, but probably of the opposite type.
Hey, maybe we can meet up at the hospital and I can be a boob donor…you can be the tissue recipient…it’ll be ground-breaking and we’ll be famous,
and then we can take over the world. The end.
Have a fabulous weekend, girl.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
There’s a bunch of naked people wandering around? How do I get involved?!
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
STOP making it sound so fun. I already don’t have enough fricken time!
(and I hope Thomas feels better)
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Yeah, I wanna know about the new boobs, too. No fair…
Hope the little one feels better soon.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
KAREN”S BOOBS SQUIRT MILK.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:36 pm
I need to write more better.
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Whew, glad you cleared that up about the boobs. I assume that also means that you bought your Second Life chick some land and a house too? Cuz I actually checked the date of your last post to see how long you had been gone and was quite jealous of your ability to get soooo much done in just 3 freakin’ days.
Hope the little man is better soon!
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Yeah. Me again. That’d be 4 days. Not three. I need to count more better.
February 24th, 2007 at 10:36 am
Ya know…if you’re still up to the whole world takeover thing…
…let me know, I’m still game.
February 24th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
We’re not ALWAYS naked.
February 25th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Oh you’ve been quite busy indeed! I got new boobs too, and a new ass. Oh ya and new lips! I look way hotter then Anglina Jolie now.