Onward, Ho!
February 25, 2007
As promised, more answers to your burning questions.
Vicky says:
Okay& wait, what is that smell? Okay, holding nose, here goes&
Heh. She’s funny. It was the dog.
I m going to ask you Canadian questions because, you re like, the only Canadian blogger I know. Oh wait, there s me. And Sassy. And Her Bad Mother. And JenB. But you re like the most famousest of the Canadian bloggers I know. And clearly I know five.
I just threw up. Seriously. Famous? Ha ha ha ha ha. Vicky, I want copious amounts of whatever you are smoking.
Question 1: Who is the funniest Canadian on TV? (I say Rick Mercer, but you don t have to agree. It s Rick Mercer though by a long shot)
The funniest Canadian of all time was John Candy. Hands down. My Papa used to install construction projects for a major bank and was walking through the Toronto airport 15 years ago, and sees this big guy coming toward him. He knew that he knew this guy from somewhere but couldn’t place him. He nodded hello and the man nodded back. That night, Planes Trains and Automobiles was on and my Papa smacked himself in the head. Yup, it was John Candy. I loved that fat fucker.
“Those. Aren’t. PILLOWS!”
Question 2: Who is the BEST LOOKING Canadian male on TV? (I say that George Snuffle-upagus guy from The Hour. I stay up way past my bedtime sometimes just to get my fill of those eyes. Buh!)
You’re assuming I watch Canadian t.v. I don’t. I love my country but I resent the fact that the CBC can conjure out such utter crap 90% of the time with government money. Every Canadian knows this, yet we let it continue. If I ran Canada, I’d be running it more like a business and less like a bloody soup kitchen, but that’s me. Less money for the t.v. crap, more money for Olympic hopefuls, and you know, healthcare and education. Meh. I didn’t mean to get all political there. Whoops.
Sexiest male Canadian? I really don’t know any except my husband, (who is not on t.v.),? but Mike Smith cracks my shit up royally.
Question 3: Who is the FUNNIEST and BEST LOOKING Canadian male on TV? (Shawn Majumder. The end.)
Whoops again. Mike Smith, hands down. I have never heard of Shawn. See? I just don’t watch. I promise to check him out if you tell me when and where.
Question 4: Can I have some M&M s?
By all means. Email me your address.
Question 5: Why can t you answer any of these questions for yourself? I m doing all the work here!
I just did, beyotch! 
I hope it wasn’t too disappointing that I’m more into U.S. t.v. and U.K. music than my own country’s media, but I gotta go where the going’s good. Or something.
February 25th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Did you just call me a ho?
February 25th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Dude, I’m not Canadian so maybe I don’t get to differ, but COME ON. Colin Mochrie is the funniest Canadian on TV.
February 25th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Haha Karen, remember Joel’s impression of Bubbles?
February 25th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
*snort* I heart Bubs. And Ricky, with his black and white checked shirt and tearaway pants. And Julian, with his black t-shirt and drink in hand. But give it up, Karen. You’re a Randy kinda gal, I know it. It’s the hairy chest and the fact that he’s always shirtless. I know, I know…you need to be alone now.
February 25th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Man I loved that movie.
There’s nothing good on the CBC except for Hockey Night in Canada.
February 26th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
John Candy!! I loved him. I was so sad when he died, I cried. He was amazing. My fave flick of his is The Great Outdoors, plus — it takes place in Wisconsin. John was the best actor for his part!
February 28th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Shawn Majumber gets my nod too. Funny and cute as hell.
Sheer sex factor though? Ryan Reynolds. Oh god yes.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
sojupahuxecn…
nice post…