Swing Blade: Parody Mixing Swingers with Sling Blade
April 30, 2007 BlogPants
Classic.
…a good friend, who you already adore, shows her true colours, and makes you love her more?
(I SO did not mean for that to rhyme, but let’s go with that, shall we?)
I just registered for the Cocktail Parties ONLY for BlogHer ‘07.? After the hotel, gas, rental car for hubby and everything else, I couldn’t shell out another $205.93 for the conference.? I’m only going to see friends anyway.
Anyone else in the same boat wanna hang while the rest of the peeps are getting all enlightened and inspired?? Let me know via email: karenrani at gmail dot com.
Sometimes Erin and I get a little goofy. When we do& this is what happens.(get to the comments to understand what I m talking about)
The blog girls are throwing a virtual baby shower today. Get yer buns over there.
Yeah, I copied Erin’s post. But I’m working and busy and working and busy. Have a great weekend, kids.
I use the word Naptime loosely.? I tried to put Crabapple McNasty down like some of you suggested.? He was quiet for about 20 minutes and I did offer him books to read, so I think he was content to do that.
So I went to get him after hearing all kinds of toddlerish sounds and here was our exchange:
“Did you sleep?”
“Nope.” (kisses me)
“Are you poopy?”
“Nope.”
(I check. Not poopy.)
“Want to come downstairs and play?”
“Yup.”
“Did you read your books?”
“Yup.” (big smile)
“You have a booger.? Let me get it.”
(squirming, but I get it out)
“There, don’t you feel better with that booger out?”
“Don’t you feel better with your finger up my nose?”
I’m addicted.? My brother Joel got me hooked and I’m finding people I went to elementary school with, high school and a bazillion hot mommybloggers.? It’s so fun.
I found my sister.? As in my father’s other daughter.? You know what?? She is really cool.? She’s 18, and we’ve been emailing back and forth.? Neat eh?
I found this one guy who was a total nerd in elementary school, although he was always nice to me.? It was cool to see him all grown up, and his wife is like totally hot.? That made me really happy because the guy was really sweet and nice as a kid.? (Of course I hope they are happy too though)
Alternately, there’s one person that was a major hottie in school and now, not so much.? At all.? The two don’t know each other but it’s interesting to see the contrasts.? I’ve never bothered going to reunions.? I wonder what people’s lives are like now, wonder if they are total knobs now, or if they kept their whole hearted goodness they had in school.
Anyway, if you’re on Facebook, look me up.? I’m listed as Karen Rani.? All you hot mommy/women bloggers get a special invitation to a Union, of sorts.? Don’t be offended.? Go with it.
Holy Hanna!? You really CAN get everything at Costco!? (Thanks, Chris)



