DARE ME (and a Mother’s Day recap thingy)
May 14, 2007
Read to the end of this post - it’s worth the click from Bloglines.
I leapt outta bed yesterday morning and said, quite plainly to Daren, “SHE will not consume my thoughts today.? She doesn’t deserve to be in my head.”
“Good!”
And so it began.
We started with breakfast:
“Check it out Thomas. Mommy picked a restaurant that doesn’t even have a liquor license. Word.”
Then we did what The Big Lebowski would do:
Only Jenny will appreciate this:
The Dude: These are, uh…
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski’s children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he’s pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They’re not literally his children. They’re the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
“Smokey, this is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
My guys try to avoid the paparazzi:
“I’m ready for my close-up, bitches. Where’s my cell? SOMEBODY GET ME MY DAMN CELL!”
“Happy Mother’s Day, Lady. You betta recognize.”
We also had a wicked dinner at my in-laws house where Daren cracked my entire lobster open so I could just get my feedbag on. That’s love.
Oh! Oh! And we pulled into the driveway last night and Thomas noticed our Canadian Flag had been hung.
“Wook at de FLAG!!!!!!” he screamed.
“Do you know what kind of flag that is Thomas?”
“A HOCKEY FLAG!!!!!!!!”
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The Manzini Fund is over $1000 now. Can I tell you how much I want to lick you guys all over? THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I’m taking DARES to get it to $10,000, and you better post the dares like NOW because I LEAVE ON THURSDAY TO VISIT THE QUEEN OF SPAIN AND HER ROYAL FAMILY, and they are going to film said dare if that total gets to $10,000! Come on internets, we can swing this!
(Also, any bloggers around L.A. wanna party? Lemme know!)
We are also planning on blogging the entire Royal Visit, and have a few surprises in store for you. Elizabeth knows one of the secrets, but I’ve threatened to kidnap her garden gnomes if she tells you.
So, do ya DARE ME to do something, uh, DARING?
May 14th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
I dare you to do something amazing. And bowling on Mother’s Day. Awesome! You betta recognize.
May 14th, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Great photos. Happy belated Mom’s Day.
I dare you and Queen to take pictures of your breasts together.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:32 am
You go girl! Wow, that sounded lame, didn’t it… I’m leaving before I get any lamer.
Congratulations on “representing” on Mother’s Day…
May 15th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Ha! Loved the paparazzi pics! Made me giggle.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Looks like yall had a great time!!
May 15th, 2007 at 10:21 am
PS. I tagged you for a meme.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
I am the walrus.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I am so jealous of your visit with the Queen! Do something outrageous for me please (as if I have to even ask!)
May 15th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
May 15th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
At least Darren’s not a freak with a Nine Toed Woman.
I could dare you to do something but ummm……yeah, I’m waaayyyy to wicked to play this game.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
I love you Karen.
I dare you to find one famous/imfamous celebrity to pose for a dorky picture with. They’re all over LA, right?
May 16th, 2007 at 9:50 am
Your boys are so unbelievably cute! SO cute! Good job on that.
A dare huh? What about a dare to shave your head? Has someone already dared you to do that? Or a dare to walk down your neighborhood street in just bra and panties? DURING THE DAY (don’t think you can cheat out of that one). OR I dare you to dress like a homeless woman and sit on the corner by your mall with a sign asking for money.
Take that!
Jamie