FALSE: I drink every day, which is why I re-named this site Vodkarella.
June 21, 2007
Oh my God. Seriously, guys? You thought so?
Well, um YOU, YOU, YOU, and YOU thought so. Jackasses.
And LawyerMama? You’re are totally cruisin’ with that answer.
There is no way I could drink every day. There are times that I will have one or two or six around dinnertime, for like, 3 days in a row, and then I won’t drink for weeks. It just depends what kind of mood I’m in and what life is throwing at me, because I get headaches really easily and if I’m working a lot (like I am now) the computer screen makes me lil head hurt. I really really really need my eyes checked.
BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUDDAP KAREN.
On a totally unrelated note, I decided to dig through my site meter to see what brought people here, just today. I don’t save these things up, though I should because some of these made me pee a little:
1. Every thought I have flies out of my mouth like a little bird. You really ought to get that checked. Don’t birds carry diseases, like um, rotavirus? Oh that’s mice. Well still, little birds? Is that a metaphor from some far off land? The funny part is, I’m the #1 slot for that search phrase. Wow. My mother would be proud. Now there’s a falling down drunk! Good times.
2. what leprosy looks like. Why you would want to know is beyond me, but do not hit the images button on Google, mmmkay? The hit went to this entry, where I pondered Thomas’ life as a gay man. That wouldn’t be so bad, really. At least I would have someone to go shopping with.
3. getting rid of cankles. I still get about 50-100 hits a DAY for this. It’s because Sassy and I were joking about cankles, like way back here and here. I also get hate mail for that every once in a while. It’s fun. The shitty part about my archives from back then is that I was using Haloscan comments and I couldn’t transfer them when I moved to this domain from Blogger. Suckage.
4. spanking machines. Ha. I don’t want to know why someone is searching for one, but the video I posted in this entry still cracks me up.
Now you need to go see Karly because she has written the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. I could picture the whole thing. Oh and it must be Finger Day, because Catherine is flippin’ the bird at Tardy McAsshole Von F***tard.? Or maybe it’s Asshole Week, cuz the Queen had a bit of trouble regarding the Tit Brigade.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Spankin Machine uh??? I missed out on that one!!!!! I only wish I could drink all day, everyday…..
June 22nd, 2007 at 7:50 am
your searches are way too good. mine are super boring…although i did get a “moms fondling each other movies” yesterday. awesome.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 am
Ha, I still maintain that you drink every day, probably starting at around 7am.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 am
I heart vodka.
And thanks for the link!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:25 am
Damnit. I was wrong! But that doesn’t mean we can’t have some vodka together at BlogHer.
You get some f’ed up searches, girl!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 am
I am surprised not more people come by looking for nipple cookies.
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:55 am
Spanking machines? Howard Stern has a spanking machine.
I’m with Karl. I think you have an IV set up near the computer. How could you be so entertaining otherwise? *wink*