You MUST Pee Before You View This Entry
June 28, 2007
[12:13] KRTrollbaby: I’m going to learn this fantastic dance with you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V5mtskDcIk
[12:14] JackandHalasMom: watching now-just got back from running errands
[12:14] KRTrollbaby: it’s so groovy
[12:14] KRTrollbaby: i bet we could dance to my boobs are ok with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE)
[12:15] KRTrollbaby: the hip action is killing me
[12:15] JackandHalasMom: oh my
[12:15] KRTrollbaby: you better start fucking practicing
[12:15] JackandHalasMom: I think
[12:15] JackandHalasMom: I think
[12:16] KRTrollbaby: we will be so hot at blogher with this act
[12:16] KRTrollbaby: i’m sewing our pants right now
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: k. I can’t do those high kicks
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: but I can try
[12:16] KRTrollbaby: and vests
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: I can
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: however
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: master that pelvic motion
[12:16] JackandHalasMom: that’s easy
[12:16] KRTrollbaby: you bring the hairspray - cuz the airport authority probably won’t let me get on the plane with 56 cans of HairNet
[12:17] KRTrollbaby: i’m laughing so hard
[12:17] JackandHalasMom: god
[12:17] JackandHalasMom: it keeps going
[12:17] KRTrollbaby: tears running down my face
[12:17] JackandHalasMom: oooh spot light at the end
[12:17] KRTrollbaby: HAWT
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: the head bobbing……….ROFL
[12:18] JackandHalasMom: she didn’t even really DANCE
[12:18] JackandHalasMom: and she’s the greatest??
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: she is awesome
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: i really wish i was her
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: by the way
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: those women
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: learned it all
[12:18] KRTrollbaby: from the black people
[12:19] KRTrollbaby: white people don’t move like that
[12:19] KRTrollbaby: ha ha ha
[12:19] JackandHalasMom: well yeah…but…the skipping
[12:19] JackandHalasMom: I can do the skipping and land in a toe tap
[12:20] JackandHalasMom: dear lord. I’m watching it again
[12:20] KRTrollbaby: a toe tap …….. i just snorted
[12:20] KRTrollbaby: i am too - i’ve watched it 2 times already
[12:20] JackandHalasMom: its like -exactly what I think
[12:20] KRTrollbaby: omg it’s called Mexican Breakfast
[12:20] JackandHalasMom: of paula abduls coreography
[12:20] KRTrollbaby: which is what….a taco?
[12:20] KRTrollbaby: a pink taco?
[12:20] JackandHalasMom: ROFL
[12:20] JackandHalasMom: stop
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: i’m dying here
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: i need this break so bad
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: head bob. pelvis thrus. head bob
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: rofl
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: i’m blogging this
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: oh yes
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: you are
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: you can say
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: its what vodkarella
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: you me and sarah are learning this
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: will make your av do
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: for blogher
[12:21] KRTrollbaby: so we can kill Y and Jenn in the dance off
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: you know
[12:21] JackandHalasMom: last year kell and I
[12:22] JackandHalasMom: were supposed to do the will smith carlton dance
[12:22] KRTrollbaby: ROFL
[12:22] JackandHalasMom: I need to revive that
[12:22] KRTrollbaby: omg the running man at 2:19
[12:23] KRTrollbaby: go back and watch it
[12:23] KRTrollbaby: then the leaping shortly after
[12:23] JackandHalasMom: I SAW it
[12:23] KRTrollbaby: fuck i’m dying
[12:23] KRTrollbaby: i’m giggling so bad
[12:24] JackandHalasMom: I need to find that other one
[12:24] JackandHalasMom: so I can show the montage of accepted blogher dances
[12:24] KRTrollbaby: i think i’ll just copy this whole convo and paste it under the video. lazy blogger
[12:24] KRTrollbaby: awesome
[12:25] KRTrollbaby: and holy crap the ending - the host totally is talking to Gwen’s tits
[12:25] KRTrollbaby: i think he works for UPS now
[12:25] JackandHalasMom: ROFL
[12:25] JackandHalasMom: stop
[12:25] JackandHalasMom: you are killing me
[12:25] KRTrollbaby: ok off to blog this
June 28th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Man. My instant message skills are really bad -fast typing and lack of spell check-I need an editor for my IMS.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:39 am
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June 28th, 2007 at 11:42 am
June 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am
All I can say is Hell to the NO! A) You are not going to win anything. and B) You already committed to a dance and cannot partner up, bizatch. DISQUALIFICATION!
Other than that, damn funny video! We can get a whole line dance going at it and make it the grand finale!!
June 28th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Wow. I thought nothing could ever top The Bradys.
June 28th, 2007 at 11:59 am
Sweet Sally Struthers…the things you ladies come up with. The boobs are o.k. was too, too much.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
I’m tallest, I get to dance in the middle.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
THIS? This is like a combination of choreography from West Side Story and Viva Las Vegas, WHICH may I add — I’m excellent at impersonating the dance styles of Ann Margaret.
Count me in, we’ll make it a dance foursome. Except, Can I wear lime green pants instead of hot pink?
Hilarious….
June 28th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Y and Jenn don’t stand a chance.
I’m going to go practice my kicks right now.
June 28th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
There are no words.
I thought of the Bradys immediately too.
And I couldn’t stop focusing on how those sunglasses stayed in their hair.
It’s my first time to BlogHer. No one prepared me for a dance contest. Shit. Only a month to prepare my moves.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Obviously, Sarah has never seen my Aerobic Dance Videos.
I am not even worried because I am The Boss of Dancing.
June 28th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
you had me at paula abdul.
fucking hilarious
June 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Oh my! They were such snazzy dancers. lol
Great video!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Delurking to say that what is most amazing about it this WEIRD little number is who the lady in the white outfit is - Gwen Verdon was Bob Fosse’s wife and the woman who first played Charity in Sweet Charity and Roxie Hart in Chicago. She was an AMAZING dancer, but you’d never know it from looking at that number. YEESH. I can only think she was trying to appeal to people who’d rather be watching Laugh-in.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Thanks for the “pee before you view” warning.
Holy crap that was funny, especially with your commentary!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
OMG, gotta get me a pink pantsuit!
June 28th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
June 28th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Gosh, that always sounds rude.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Dam it, I forgot to pee first. Too freaking funny, thanks for sharing. IF you guys really do this at BlogHer, I want to see video proof of it.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
So, we pee beforehand so we aren’t forced to wet our pants from the extreme retro-polyester-suburban AWESOME? You just can’t find music like that anymore, folks.
Also, undeniable proof that there are outfits out there to even make PROFESSIONAL FREAKIN DANCERS look FAT. Yee gods.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Now when I do the Carlton/Will dance to “Apache” it will look lame. I got these pelvic things down, though.
Daaaammmnnnnnn. This cracked my shit up.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
That is truly perfect. So funny. I hope you do learn it.
June 28th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Holeeeeeeeee Jeeeeezus! How did the sunglasses remain in place? How did this happen to Gwen Verdon? An astounding dancer, fer shur! I mean, yeah, these kicks were high but…what else was going on here? And what does this dance number have to do with huevos rancheros, exactly?
June 28th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
[...] Right here is the dance that is going to win us the BlogHer dance off. Y and Jenn don’t stand a chance. [...]
June 28th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
This post is devoid of a controversial topic. You okay?
June 28th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I LOVE that….Hee he…
June 28th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I think this may be only the 2nd time ever I’ve been speechless.
Wow.
June 28th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
… and I didn’t pee before this video because I do lots and lots of kegel training.
June 28th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
While I COULD dance that, I choose to not do so.
Instead, I will be in charge of photography and guarding the wine bottles at BlogHer
June 28th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Oh my hell, that is too funny. I think I must go to BlogHer now-screw my husband and kids.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
OK, so aside from the high kicks, I could *so* do that dance with a baby strapped onto me.
And if not, maybe I’ll bring the video camera.
June 28th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
June 28th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Oh that is just fantastic. I must learn this and teach it to all my friends.
June 29th, 2007 at 12:16 am
I am doing stretches so I will be able to do the high kicks.
June 29th, 2007 at 10:26 am
ROTFLMAO! Too funny! Would have been even funnier if this stupid internet connection was faster than 54Mbps so I could have seen it all in one fluid shot.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
i’m already nervous enough to go to blogher, and now there’s dancing?
please, if anyone sees me doing even the slightest amount of booty-shaking, give me a high-kick to the head and put me out of my misery.
toe-tap anding optional.