True Love: Text-Message Edition
January 23, 2008
SugarHubs and I often text back and forth throughout the day. This morning was… colourful:
Me: Paying overdue Union Gas bill - okay?
Him: Thats awesome baby …..and I am so in love with you.
(Uh….okay. Doesn’t take much eh? Maybe next I’ll impress him with my mad toilet scrubbing skillz.)
Me: Love you too. Paying cell bill & throwing $100 at the credit card, okay?
Him: Lets go over it all tonight, baby.
Me: Okay sweetie. Talk to you later. xoxo
Him: There is no heat in this outdoor Shitter …..brrr!
Me: You’re texting me while pooping? Are you kidding me? RO-FREAKING-MANTIC.
{radio silence the rest of the day. hope he didn’t fall in and freeze to death in arctic poop.}
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EDIT: I just installed a new stat plugin here and noticed this search string come up:
“text messages a women would love 2 wake up 2″
I can’t help but picture a young teenager searching for that online. How freaking cute is that?
Any ideas, ladies?
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I love poop themes. Brings out the 12 year old boy in me. Thank you for brightening my SHITTY day. Ha!
Sassy’s last blog post..Heath Ledger is dead.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
OMG…my hubby does the same exact thing to me. Except he will actually just text to tell me he’s pooping. Knowing this makes me sick as hell and totally turned off!!!
I’m new to the blogging world and I cannot remember how the hell I found your sight as my bloggy idol told me to just surf and find friends. So, here I am, and I laughed my gut out because I could have sooooo wrote those blogs. It’s my house and my ass farting and my ass blaming the dog (or kid) EVERY time!!!
Hope you can come visit me….I talk a little “sex” here and there so don’t be surprised or annoyed!
Krissy’s last blog post..Why I love Him Wednesdays!
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Totally something mine would do
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January 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Hahaha! Men are really, really whacked on what’s appropriate behavior. Texting/chatting while on the pot? Not. At least not in most women’s books.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Hahaha, I love it!
When Shawn recently traveled over New Year and I was sick, I got a text message that said. “hope you are feeling better, baby. I’d call but I’m prarie-doggin’ it to the bathroom myself…will text you there!”
Greeeat ;).
Hilly’s last blog post..Wonder Who Will Get The “Vanity Hate Mail” Now?
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:18 pm
That is a sign of true love (or at least that’s what I tell myself).
motherbumper’s last blog post..one part random, two parts me
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
hey - he was just multi-tasking!
Crazy Lady in Vegas’s last blog post..I LIKE TO EAT MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES; I LIKE TO EAT THEM ALL NIGHT LONG*
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Men! LOL
Although, Crazy Lady has a point… he was multi-tasking. To think… he was TEXTING when most men just get lost in a magazine because it takes too much concentration to uh, get the pipes going. LOL
Amy’s last blog post..It’s My Birthday (Week) So I’ll Bitch If I Wanna
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Wow, and I thought I was bad with the spitting apple chunks everywhere thing today. Clearly, I have a lot to learn about this whole world of romance.
Rachelskirts’s last blog post..My Dad Is Pretty Cool, Too
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
LMAO.
PC and I text/email back and forth like this all day. Most of them are very absurd also
Chris’s last blog post..I Speak English Get Over It!
January 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
If one of your plugins leads to “2Girls1Cup” skip that one. I’m SO not kidding here.
PandoraWilde’s last blog post..Lyeslingers Reopening!
January 24th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Mine tells me he needs to poop and how much better he feels after the pooping. What is it with men and texting about/while pooping?
Mintea’s last blog post..Things That Remind Me Of You
January 24th, 2008 at 3:13 am
oh yeah. the cell phone and the toilet. music to my ears….
janet’s last blog post..Turn around … and she’s a young girl going out of the door
January 24th, 2008 at 8:54 am
I think “and I am so in love with you.” definitely qualifies for “text messages a women would love 2 wake up 2?
Miss Britt’s last blog post..This Show Can’t Go On Without YOU
January 24th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I am pooping while I write this comment, having just finished reading the post.
BrooklynBeast’s last blog post..I’m Basically Lazy
January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
LOL, men have no clue that this is just not something we want to know:o)
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January 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
What is it with men? When they get married, they think it is perfectly fine to use the bathroom in front of you, text you about using the bathroom. Gross! I guess it’s all just part of their DNA.
Lisa’s last blog post..Does This Mean He’s Addicted?
January 24th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I’d personally love to wake up to a text that said “go back to sleep, honey.” But then I guess I’d be annoyed that he texted me and woke me the fuck up in the first place.
Mom101’s last blog post..Skip This One if You’ve Got an Elephant Bumper Sticker on the SUV
January 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“u are so beautiful it hurts 2 look at u”
~~it’s straight from the Angela Chase files. any teenage girl would like 2 read that (except now that i think about it, teenage girls probably have no clue who angela chase even is…and THAT, my friend, is a total travesty)
ali’s last blog post..throwing down with the LBC
January 24th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I wouldn’t mind waking up to a text that says “getting bagels and coffee… stay in bed!”
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January 25th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
How about simply, “Good Morning, Sunshine! Breakfast is on me today.”
Cuz you know, food will ALWAYS get my attention.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
What? Not everyone talks, types and texts when on the toilet?
Oops.
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