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April 1, 2008

Daren and I signed up to be on a co-ed baseball team.

I haven’t played softball since before Thomas was born and I was um, well… pretty crappy at it back then.

I don’t know anyone else on the team except the woman I gave our money to.  I saw the ad at the gym for much needed beer-league softball teammates and figured, “What the hell?”  This was before I signed up for the marathon with Homie G.

What am I turning into?

Next thing you know I’m going to look like this:

You know, except for the mustache and the penis.

Posted by Karen Sugarpants @ 1:16 pm  

11 Responses to “Next I’ll Be Popping ‘Roids Like Candy”

  1. Gravatar mrsmogul Says:

    I couldn’t do softball, I am not good at any sport except eating ice cream really fast. The muscles on that woman!

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  2. Gravatar gorillabuns Says:

    The tan is righteous!

  3. Gravatar songsinblue Says:

    Good luck with the softball!

    Women who actually look like that scare me! hahaha, the pic is awesome tho!

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  4. Gravatar Christy Says:

    Ah. Nothing like softball and beer. Fantastic!

    Love the tan. Very realistic. Heh.

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  5. Gravatar Jen Says:

    Nice perm!

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  6. Gravatar Lisa Says:

    You are one hot mama!!! All kidding aside I think that even though softball is about the physical sport it’s also about working together as a team…an intregal part of the game. You don’t need athletic ability to teach that. It’s a skill a lot of people don’t have and desparately need to learn…

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  7. Gravatar mamatulip Says:

    *snort*

    I love you. With or without a mustache and a penis.

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  8. Gravatar furiousball Says:

    I look just like that too without the muscles and the penis. oh wait….

    furiousball’s last blog post..is this about the vibrating lady with the donuts?

  9. Gravatar Hilly Says:

    Oooh baby, I want to take you right now.

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  10. Gravatar Mel Says:

    That sounds like fun!

  11. Gravatar Karen Says:

    How do you get your veins to pop up like that?

    Karen’s last blog post..all-inclusive

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