Where Oh Where Did Sarcastica Go?
April 13, 2008
It’s the question I’m getting emailed about all day. My cousin Jessica, a.k.a. Sarcastica has changed hosting with me from Swank to Bluehost. She was getting too traffic-ky for her own good and so we decided to go big or go home. The switch is happening tonight so hang tight and your favorite teenager will be back at her own domain in no time.
There could be a number of other reasons Jessica isn’t blogging though:
- she was abducted by aliens and is now being probed for brain matter (highly unlikely)
- Matt asked her to marry him and they’ve eloped (My Aunt just passed out)
- she ran away to be with her kind: the circus
- Avitable has kidnapped her and is hiding her under his bed (probable)
- she is drunk and passed out in a face full of cow pattie.
That last one might actually be possible. I’m no comedian, especially after a day of moving blogs so forgive me for the lame post about my not-so-lame cousin. Feel free to make up more excuses as to why Jessica is not blogging.
EDIT: turns out the domain transfer is taking way longer than anticipated. Jess should have her site back within the next 72 hours though. It’s a glitch with the hosting registrars fighting over her. Who can blame them? Look at that face!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:06 am
Does my face REALLY look like that? =|
I will reveal where I was in my next post…if ever my blog gets hooked up. Wow people emailed you to find out where I was?
Word. I’m so cool.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:07 am
“if ever my blog gets hooked up?”
bite me - i’ve worked from 6:30 this morning moving clients.
and yes, 4 people emailed me for you. showoff.
xoxo
April 11th, 2008 at 3:10 am
Sarcastica’s last blog post..Where Oh Where Did Sarcastica Go?
April 11th, 2008 at 4:02 am
I didn’t email Karen but I did wonder where you went Sarcastica
Bre’s last blog post..Bad Haircuts…
April 11th, 2008 at 5:46 am
So does this mean that we’re going to be seeing a new blog skin, too? And what did she mean by too trafficy? Are you getting stalked? And Jess, I think your cuz just “unchanged” your man’s name and left him “unprtected” by supplying his real name. I like Booth better.
Celise’s last blog post..True Friendship
April 11th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Sarcastica,
I wondered, too, but I didn`t send an email either
Now I think I should let you know, so you can be even happier about a fifth person that is missing your blog 
Hope everything`s gonna work out and you`ll be back soon!
April 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am
I’d never hide her under my bed. I have a special room already set aside for her.
Avitable’s last blog post..The high of chewing
April 11th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The real reason? My kids are needy and the real-estate bitch is coming today.
Yours are more fun.
Mrs. Flinger’s last blog post..Prom
April 11th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Celise - nope, no new blog skin. Just new hosting! And way to go Karen, now everyone is going to Facebook stalk Matt (as if the “in relationship” with Matt Blank wasn’t cue enough). Its ok though, he’s nice eye candy.
Emily - awh that makes me feel good
Avitable - Really? Is it pink with Unicorns painted on the walls?
April 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
How’d you guess?
Avitable’s last blog post..The high of chewing