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May 2008

17th Bathroom Behaviour. (4)
12th Weepy. (10)
11th From Fat to Fit(ish): Mom's First Road Race!. (51)
10th Last Chance, Charlie. (14)
5th Haxxored!!11!!1. (0)
5th Food Baby. (0)
3rd Yes, It's The 3rd Time I've Blogged Today But You Have To Hear This Because It's Too Many Characters For Twitter. (12)
3rd He Tries, He Really Does. (17)
3rd Dating A Younger Man. (16)
1st Help!. (6)

April 2008

29th Sun. (10)
29th Supporting Your Community. (27)
28th The Itsy Bitsy Instinct. (15)
28th Quick and Dirty. (12)
25th Gang Mentality: Bullying. (27)
24th You're Never Going To Believe This. (23)
24th Running My Fat Ass Off. (11)
24th She Turned Around and Gave That Big Booty a Slap. (29)
23rd The Sneaker Whisperer. (9)
22nd A Love Letter Of Sorts. (18)
21st Ditching The X. (31)
21st Binge and Purge: Securing Kitchen Real Estate For Better Food. (0)
18th OH MAN.. (36)
17th Muffintop Update. (22)
16th Import. (5)
14th Mixed Feelings. (38)
14th What Time Is It Mister Wolf?. (0)
13th Where Oh Where Did Sarcastica Go?. (10)
12th Things I Should Feel More Grateful Than Guilty About. (15)
11th Married At Age 3. (6)
11th Is That A Kitty Leash?. (3)
10th Exxxxxcellent!. (9)
7th Keeping Up With The Boys. (0)
2nd Angry. (23)
1st Next I'll Be Popping 'Roids Like Candy. (11)

March 2008

31st Throwing Out The Skinny. (12)
29th Something That Really Grates On My Nerves Even Though I Have No Room To Talk On The Subject. (14)
28th Wonky. (0)
27th Crackalackin'. (6)
25th But I Get Up Again. (6)
25th Manners. (1)
25th Shiny Happy People Holding Hands. (0)
24th Before I Hit The Gym Today. (0)
21st Attention Intelligent PR People, Bloggers, Moms.... (0)
20th Mornin'. (31)
19th Running For My Life. (37)
17th Overheard At Chez Sugarpants (In The Last 5 Minutes). (10)
17th Poking Fun At Preggo. (9)
13th Star Wars According To A Three Year Old. (9)
13th Pulling The Stinger Out. (56)
11th Because I Have a Sick Sense of Humour. (9)
11th Why I Don't Blog Every Damn Day. (17)
8th Every Time Another Snowflake Falls From The Sky, I Die a Little Inside. (1)
7th Text Mmmmmessaging. (9)
6th One Thing At A Time. (3)
6th It's NEVER Enough, and Then You DIE. (27)
5th Definition. (12)
4th Another Quickie. (6)
3rd I Only Have Time For a Quickie. (7)

February 2008

29th The RAP Sheet: February 2008. (21)
26th Muffintop In Da House!. (30)
21st February 19th Is Male PMS Day, FYI. (27)
15th Censored. (33)
14th Winner: Mama Had a Baby And Her Hair Fell Out. (0)
13th I Wish I Had a Camera Right Now. (10)
6th Hey Mommies, May I Pick Your Brains?. (176)
4th Is This Even Healthy?. (12)
4th Overheard at 7 a.m. This Morning. (4)

January 2008

31st *giggling*. (26)
29th Will You Be Next?. (24)
29th Here's the Story...of a Lovely Lady.... (13)
27th I Wish I'd Invented the Internet Too. (7)
25th Mini Complaint Letters & A Record Album. (9)
25th Surely?. (7)
24th A-Paw-Olgies. (18)
23rd True Love: Text-Message Edition. (22)
23rd Not So Much With The Sugarpants. (27)
19th All Our Paycheques Are Belong To PetSmart. (9)
18th Dog Social Networking. (4)
18th Customer Service? Um, no.. (11)
17th Canadian Knockout. (11)
16th Major Thing #2: The Little House That Could (Sell?). (15)
15th Video: The Bear and The Bumblebee. (11)
12th Dying From The Explosion of My Heart. (46)
10th I Triple Dog Dare You. (60)
9th I Am a Paranoid Freak. (18)
7th Thomas "Tyson" Sugarpants. (10)
5th Brain Food. (37)
2nd It's Time, SugarHubs. It's TIME.. (23)

December 2007

30th I Actually Hit Send On This Email and They Will Think I'm Crazy. (22)
30th High School Musical Sucks!. (19)
29th 10 Reasons I Love My Husband. (13)
24th How Long Is Yours?. (10)
23rd Recipe: Kaluha Cake. (6)
21st Taking Care of Business. (9)
19th Jamie-Lynn Spears Came Over & We Drank Beer on My Deck, Cuz We're Country, Y'all!. (22)
16th His Biggest Fan. (20)
13th It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time. (16)
12th President's Choice. (19)
10th With A Corncob Pipe and A Button Nose, and Two Eyes Made Out Of Lead. (29)
9th I Do...n't Think So, Pal.. (13)
7th Welcome to Sugarpants, Sugarpants!. (64)

November 2007

26th Archives. (1)
26th Contact Sugarpants!. (0)

October 2007

30th About. (0)
28th Reinvention. (122)
19th But It’s A Good Refrain. (6)
16th Three Going On Thirteen. (8)
15th What Is Your Favorite Healthy Snack?. (28)
12th Haiku Friday: Thursday Night Tradition. (8)
11th Speak Up Sonny!. (7)
10th Rock Out With Your Jock Out. (9)
9th Beads of Strength. (12)
4th Fear And Loathing In Real Estate. (42)
3rd Girl’s Night Out. (0)
2nd Unsharing. (14)
1st RFB. (3)

September 2007

28th Reasons I’m Bringing My Camera on This Getaway. (14)
26th Always One Foot On The Ground. (23)
26th Stop the Abuse. (12)
25th Channeling Britney Spears: I Am A Dirty Mama And All My Makeup is Running.. (6)
24th Old Dude.. (10)
20th ‘Widdle Brudder’. (25)
17th Thriller. (22)
14th This Accordian Player Gets A Lot of Ass. (6)
14th Need Some Wheels?. (0)
12th Britney Spears and Her Bad Mother. (17)
10th Anti-Social.. (11)
10th Mommies Always Scream Into Their Pillows When They Are Happy!. (3)
9th Money Laundering. (13)
7th Dear Quechup. (11)
7th Dying from Laughter. DYING.. (0)
6th Richard Simmons, I Wish You Lived Here. (13)
5th BlogHer ‘08: Vote for Location. (12)
3rd Happy Labour Day. (4)

August 2007

31st No Accents. (10)
28th I’m Awesome Because I Have a Map. (4)
27th Vodkarella’s House Tour Done In a British Accent. (35)
27th Yes, Give Maps To the Kids in The State of South Africa. (3)
27th Judgy Judgmental Pants. (30)
26th On The Brink. (15)
25th Brothers and Sisters. (10)
24th Dear Russell Peters, Will You Be My Manny?. (5)
19th Friendship. (6)
19th Cold. (9)
18th Screaming in the Wilderness of My Livingroom. (5)
17th uncovering. (8)
15th A One-Time Appearance. (7)
15th Raising A Girl - Keeping My Daughter Safe From Guys Like Me. (9)
13th I Pee Freely. (13)
12th “Why aren’t you wearing underwear”, and other typical conversations. (5)
11th What is it about this place?. (1)
10th Embarrassing Sex Moment. (17)
9th Domination! Not the sex kind, the world kind. (0)
8th Hi, my name is Karly and I poop.. (21)
7th Edu-mama-cation. (5)
6th She said she wanted sin….. (6)
5th Does Group Therapy Here Get You a Discounted Rate?. (15)
4th You can take the mommy out of blogger but can you make her think?. (2)
3rd this is what they will talk about when they talk about their childhood. (7)
1st Vacation Smackdown. (13)

July 2007

31st Casting Call. (0)
31st The Post That I Wasn’t Going to Write. (42)
30th Vagina Talk: Part Three, BlogHer and a Ranty Rant. (22)
27th Overwhelmed, Already. (20)
24th I’m Ready To Run Screaming From My House NOW.. (10)
21st BlogMe and Free Makeovers for You. (12)
21st Letters. (13)
17th Sucking Off the Neighbours. (20)
16th Meals on Wheels and Apprehension. (13)
14th I Know I’m Not American but…. (5)
13th Thomas In Love. (7)
12th Twitter and Flamboyant, Homosexual Men. (8)
12th I Have A Blue House With a Blue WinDOW. (8)
12th WOW. (0)
10th When Parents Hurt. (22)
9th A Sign That There Is Too Much Internetting In Our House. (15)
9th Why is this Red Candle Lovin’ on the Blue One?. (4)
3rd Sexual Healing. (28)
3rd Don’t Tell Daren, But I Fell In Love With a Woman. (9)
2nd Perfect Post: Bad Words. (4)
1st The Only Way iPhone Can Live Up to the Hype. (3)
1st Happy Smooth Beaver Day. (20)

June 2007

30th Paris Hilton’s Best Interview EVER.. (6)
29th Bye Bye Bye. (8)
28th Alternate Music Selection For The Dance Off. (7)
28th You MUST Pee Before You View This Entry. (37)
28th All You Mouthbreathers Are Shit Outta Luck. (2)
27th You Are My Drooly Sunshine. (19)
23rd So Unfair. (1)
22nd Facebook: Are They Just Using Us?. (2)
22nd Like Ducks, Only Not. (9)
21st I’ve Always Suspected This Bothered Gay Men. (1)
21st FALSE: I drink every day, which is why I re-named this site Vodkarella.. (7)
20th Best New Show on TV. (1)
20th TRUE: I started college at 17, in the nursing program.. (14)
18th Two Year Old Rocking It to System of a Down. (0)
18th Miss B Havens. (4)
17th Dear Daren,. (6)
17th EW!. (3)
17th I Won’t Lie Today.. (5)
16th TRUE: Though I love my kids, 0-3 years are my least favorite time.. (11)
14th Denny’s Waitress, I Heart You. (2)
14th TRUE: I asked my doctor for a hysterectomy at age 18.. (16)
13th New Heroes. (1)
13th While The Zero Boss is Away, The Vodkarella Will Play!. (0)
13th TRUE: Daren and I broke up and got back together more than 5 times during our first year of dating.. (7)
13th Ode to Zach Braff. (1)
13th Ache. (18)
12th 10 Bold Faced Lies?. (33)
12th Sweet, Sweet, Sigh of Relief. (12)
11th This I Believe. (18)
10th Passive Agressive Notes. (3)
10th High on Hype. (18)
9th The Latest Nigerian Scam: Pets. (1)
9th Darwin’s Theory Hard at Work. (2)
9th Bodyslam!. (4)
7th Dead Horse. (103)
6th Garbage In, Garbage Out. (121)
5th I Should Take Pictures of My House Right Now. (12)
4th True Dad Confessions. (3)
4th Queen of the Hill. (12)
4th . (0)
4th . (2)

May 2007

31st Underneath Your Clothes….There’s a Manly Story.. (30)
30th Bypass for Papa.. (10)
30th Bring The Love.. (0)
29th Better Than “Pour Some Sugar on Me.”. (7)
29th Creative Photos by Chema Madoz. (1)
29th Disney’s Desperate Housewives. (1)
28th 10 Things That Piss Me Off About Blogging.. (64)
28th Roller Coaster.. (5)
25th May Day. (4)
25th You Guys Are Awesome!. (0)
24th Strawberry Quick/Strawberry Meth: Talk to Your Kids. (12)
24th . (0)
24th Stick Humour. (3)
23rd We’re Doing a Good Job with This Offspring. (10)
23rd The Jump Off Post Whereby This Blog Magically Morphs Into a House Blog. (16)
22nd Eskimo Kisses and Newspaper Hats. (16)
19th Mama’s Got a Brand New Set of Toes. (8)
18th 00 U.S. Dollars So Far!. (4)
17th Fujiya & Miyagi: Ankle Injuries. (1)
16th Going Britney?. (29)
14th DARE ME (and a Mother’s Day recap thingy). (12)
13th Don’t Call Me Daughter. (10)
12th Again, Feeling Like the Better Parent. (0)
11th Free Fousand Teef. (6)
11th One Night Stand. (1)
11th And One More Thing. (0)
11th Because This Site Would Not Be Complete If I Didn’t Show You My Breasts *updated*. (4)
10th Infant Set on Mat to Play with A King Cobra. (3)
10th My Hometown. (1)
9th Africa $$$ Update, Now With Tits!. (14)
7th The Final Countdown. (2)
7th At nearly 33 Years Old, I Would Be Dead Right Now, and My Kids Would Be Orphans. (22)
4th Tell Me Something, Dear Husband…. (14)
4th Go Potty Go!. (0)
3rd Absolutely Heartbreaking. (1)
3rd Round and round and round and round. (15)
3rd Updates. (4)
2nd Caption This. (23)
1st Do I Need A Jacket Today?. (7)

April 2007

30th Swing Blade: Parody Mixing Swingers with Sling Blade. (1)
30th Don’t You Love It When…. (4)
29th BlogHer ‘07. (0)
27th Blog Whore Number Two. (7)
26th Apres Le Naptime. (9)
26th Swank is Hiring!. (0)
26th Yeah So, Facebook.. (6)
25th In God’s Care. (1)
25th 3 Year Old vs. Monster. (2)
25th The Sex Talk. (0)
25th Not So Sure About This Whole Parenting Gig. (26)
24th In Love With The Themes He Chose. (0)
24th The Interview. (6)
21st Praying the Kid in The Red Shirt Has a Blog One Day. (11)
20th The Chewing Man and His Lovely Family. (11)
19th Excellent Directions From Google. (5)
19th Crazy Frog Bringin’ Out the Crazy SAHM. (9)
16th Your Husbands Are A Lot of Fun, Just So You Know. (24)
14th Let It All Out. (5)
13th Calling all A/V Kids!. (2)
12th Passion. (12)
11th If You Pray, Pray Hard…. (0)
10th Got MILF?. (6)
9th You Love Me! You Really Love Me!. (5)
9th Not the Kaiser’s Balls, But Definitely the Cat’s Ass. (1)
9th An Alternative to Limewire?. (0)
8th Carry the One, Divide the Whole Sum and Cry Your Everloving Heart Out. (9)
8th If I Could Turn Back Time. (0)
4th Healing. (41)
3rd Please turn three, Please turn three, Please turn three. (10)
1st Perfect Post: “This I Believe”. (7)

March 2007

30th Saving Up. (1)
30th Reminds Me Of a Halaka Ukulele Kinda Time. (11)
29th All You Need Is Love - and Vodka, Apparently. (16)
22nd Huggies Overnights. (0)
22nd I Need Dollars…times two.. (2)
22nd A Touch of The Crazy. (42)
21st The Lady of Shalott. (0)
20th Dianne. (1)
20th Impressed. (13)
18th Falling in Love Again For The First Time. (18)
15th Feeling Loved. (0)
14th Dearest Psycho,. (22)
13th Canadian Therapy. (10)
12th A Four Letter Mindfuck. (46)
12th 218 Hours. (6)
12th Those Dang Peckers. (4)
10th Articulation. (23)
7th Coming Undone. (50)
6th Rules for the Motherless Daughter: One. (3)
4th Break Fast. (0)

February 2007

27th M&M’s and Demons. (7)
25th Onward, Ho!. (8)
23rd Right! I have a blog!. (13)
19th Me, Unplugged: Part One. (16)
18th Forget Britney Shears. (1)
17th BNL: The Sound of Your Voice. (3)
16th What the…???. (5)
16th Photo Friday: Self Portrait 2007. (0)
15th ANYTHING?. (52)
15th Heartbreaking. (0)
14th i g0t th3m last night th3y s0m3 killas. (3)
14th True Wife Confession?. (11)
14th This is Fitting. (7)
13th We’re Home!. (32)
13th The Fever Hasn’t Broke *Updated Again*. (39)
13th Sometimes I Think There Are Sharks Around My Bed. (1)
11th Two Crucial Days. (56)
11th Now You Can Say I’ve Given You Tongue. (0)
10th Tastespotting. (0)
9th It is going to take all my strength . . .. (8)
9th Photo Friday: “Sky”. (4)
8th Because What the World Needs Is For Me to Write Yet Another Blog. (0)
7th Ghosts Made of Ribbon and Glass. (16)
6th And Guilt Begat Pride. (0)
6th Spouse Notes. (0)
5th Love, Sweet Toddler Love. (0)
5th I’m Gonna Crash Hard Later. (0)
4th A Mom Live Blogs The Superbowl - Sortof.. (0)
4th Don’t Sit On a Wall if You’re an Egg. (0)
4th Pixel Press Icons. (0)
3rd Global Schoolyard Rhymes Project. (0)
3rd Got Band-Aids?. (0)
2nd Photo Friday: “Strange”. (0)
1st An Enormous Heartfelt Apology From One Mother to Another. (0)
1st Guess the Celebrity, and a Really Really Perfect Post!. (9)

January 2007

31st My Comment on Meredith Vieira’s Blog. (5)
31st Playing in the Womb. (13)
30th You Have Been Waiting So Long, You Can Barely Breathe. (1)
30th Oh My Stinkin Heck! My Bathroom!. (1)
29th Potty Talk Still Gets Me at Thirty-Two. (2)
29th I Cannot Even Tell You. (12)
26th Purple Gel and Wice PissPee Sqwares. (15)
25th Where Can I Get Me a Slapping Machine?. (10)
24th At What Expense?. (22)
23rd Asians Are Funny. (3)
23rd I Am All Over the Place Today. (13)
21st Escaping From the Backyard Gang: My Private Hell as One of Barney’s “Friends”. (2)
20th You Guys Are All A Bunch of Jerks. (57)
20th 2000 Bloggers. (6)
19th Oranges. (5)
19th Go Fug Yourself: Dreamgirls & Paula Abdul. (0)
18th If I Were Really Really Rich. (21)
17th Emotionally Bankrupt. (34)
16th Rachel Ray: Perky Demented Food Chipmunk. (3)
15th Happy Birthday Happy Birthday!. (18)
15th The Personal is Political: Part Two of Two. (3)
15th You Too, Can Learn to Play the Banjo. (4)
14th Asshat. (9)
12th Links. (0)
12th Collab that pushes buttons. (1)
12th The Personal is Political: Part One of Two. (2)
11th I Am An Asshat - updated yet again. (53)
10th It Started With a Jolt. (16)
10th BPD: Lori’s Story. (3)
10th Contest! Do You Like Money?. (0)
9th Bedazzler Spokeswoman is Trump’s Apprentice Star Tana. (2)
9th How2Blog. (0)
9th A Tale of Two Stockings. (2)
8th This Ought To Be Illegal Updated! With Pics!. (12)
8th And to think, all I want is a used minivan, any colour. (1)
8th Home. (8)
5th A Perfect Day. (7)
3rd So Sad, Sad, Sad…. (0)
3rd Treasures. (13)
1st What It’s All About. (6)

December 2006

29th If I Told You, I’d Have To Kill You. (14)
27th Prisoners Only Wish They Were Treated So Well. (7)
21st All I Want For Christmas. (22)
21st Charlie Brown Christmas - Performed by the Cast of Scrubs. (4)
20th Out of The Darkness. (3)
20th My Mother’s Death, The Final Chapter. (1)
20th Fergalicious: Crapalicious!. (22)
20th Here’s a Christmas Gift for You: WHALE VOMIT. (1)
19th Happy 8th Birthday Dylan!. (26)
18th Crazy Lady. (18)
18th Alice. (1)
16th Dig & Scratch. (0)
14th Unreal. (21)
13th The Teacher Movie. (1)
13th Information Society - What’s On Your Mind (Pure Energy). (2)
13th I’m Saving For Therapy After This Auction. (11)
13th MTV: Date My Mom. (0)
12th Hawnie. (8)
12th On the Relative Death of a Child. (4)
10th One Weird Mother: SNL Video on Britney Spears’ Reappearring Vagina. (0)
10th Christmas Baking 101: Nipple Cookies!. (15)
10th Creepy Russian Playgrounds. (0)
10th Abandonment. (6)
10th I Wonder How Erin Will Feel About a New, Shorter Husband?. (6)
9th This Isn’t What I Had In Mind, Ms. Hilton. (4)
8th Classic Underwear Quote. (1)
8th Buried! Edited: Now With Badass Pictures!. (21)
7th Math. (8)
7th Wayans Drops N-Bomb, Faces Fallout. (0)
6th Welcome To My Nightmare. (13)
6th The Real Swat Signals. (0)
6th Darkness. (4)
6th Darkness. (7)
5th The Ten Most Dangerous Toys of 2006. (0)
5th Leave My Dinky Alone!. (39)
4th Teenagers are Dumb Everywhere. (0)
4th I’ll Be Your Best Friend…. (0)
4th Thank You. (0)
4th Lindsay, Britney and Paris: The Three Disgraces. (0)
1st Drunk Blo0ggity Goodness - Part Two. (23)
1st Holy Crap! I NEED SOME ELVES!. (3)
1st 10 Years of “Friends” in 60 Seconds. (0)
1st Prepare to Pee Your Pants. (1)
1st Perfect Post: “Others”. (2)

November 2006

30th Flying Dogs!. (2)
30th “It’s Over, It’s Over, It’s OOOOOOverrrr!!” She Sang, in her very best Roy Orbison Voice. (7)
29th Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell. (11)
28th Is your place in heaven worth giving up these kisses?. (5)
28th PETA Brings Snark. (0)
28th I Am Afraid to Fart. (13)
28th Stealing Voices. (7)
27th Coincidence? Wired Magazine’s Story on Lonelygirl15 References Tuesday’s Law & Order: C.I.. (0)
27th How to Lose 4 Sizes in 67 Seconds, or These Jeans Are Wready to Wear Wright Out of the Dryer. (8)
27th The Death Watch of My Mother: Part Five. (5)
27th Oh My Goodness! Oh My Goodness!. (3)
26th Mishmash. (6)
25th Dylan’s Christmas Wish. (10)
24th K-Fed Answers Britney Mail at Go Fug Yourself. (0)
24th Helsinki Complaints Choir. (5)
24th “Da E”: Not At All Like “K Fed”. (7)
23rd My Kids Are Threadless!. (11)
22nd Another Dove Commercial. (2)
22nd Concordia Children s Services - LOOK CLOSER. (7)
21st Touching Letter From Grandma. (0)
21st I Can’t Even Believe This. (2)
21st The Elephant is Stomping It’s Way Out of the Bag. (46)
20th There’s a Rock Concert in My Head. (0)
20th This is Why Everyone Should Have a Best Friend Who Puts Up With Your Ass. (5)
20th Please hurry home…I’m not doing very well…please bring something to feed kids too. :(. (6)
20th The Death Watch of My Mother: Part Four. (1)
20th Landover Baptist Church. (11)
19th Finally! Medium is Starting Their New Season. (0)
19th I’m Only Here For the Chili. (10)
18th That’s My Boy. (4)
17th Tina Fey Says Paris Hilton is a Piece of Shit. (1)
17th Please Turn In Your Nipples At The Ticket Counter Prior To Boarding. (0)
17th The Death Watch of My Mother: Part Three. (1)
17th Eye Candy For All My Chiquitas. (6)
16th Sit. Lick. Spin. Sing. But Best of All?. (0)
16th Video: Weird Al - Do I Creep You Out?. (0)
16th You Should Always Exercise Your Right to Vote. (9)
16th I Heart Dr. Gregory House. (12)
16th Matt Siber Photography. (0)
15th Something My Husband Would Do. (0)
15th Smackdown: Barbara Walters vs. Oprah Winfrey, on GFY. (0)
15th Missing: My Instincts. (24)
14th MONTH LONG GIVEAWAY AT DESIGN MOM!. (1)
14th An International Profile? As what, a whore?. (0)
13th I Was Such a Weird Kid, Man.. (13)
13th Some People Don’t Think Borat is Funny at All. (0)
13th Singing the Praises of H2O and Acetaminophen. (13)
12th Drunk Blo0ggity Goodness. (12)
11th Text Message Breakup. (1)
11th Bagpipes and Drums. (0)
10th A Pittance of Time: Terry Kelly. (7)
9th Lift the Lid, and Flush my Money. (5)
9th If Microsoft Made Firefox. (1)
9th Puppy Crop Circle. (0)
9th Purity Ball Video. (4)
9th The Death Watch of My Mother: Part Two. (4)
9th There are over 100,000 Child Pornography Sites on the Internet. (15)
8th Love Thursday: Safety. (8)
8th IM Etiquette. (0)
8th Jumping the Snark. (4)
8th United Church Runs an Expensive and Edgy Campaign. (10)
7th Does Your Blog Give You Bigger Balls?. (9)
7th Sarah McLachlin’s Brand New Song. (0)
7th Hot Vacuum Love. (11)
7th The Death Watch of My Mother: Part One. (7)
6th Beverly Fug 90210. (0)
6th Freaky Stickers Pasted on the Bottoms of Starbucks Cups. (0)
5th *sob*. (0)
5th Hand Feeding Hummingbirds. (0)
5th Raw NaNoWriMo Mommy Guilt. (25)
5th Non-traditional Christmas Baking: Sweet Sushi!. (0)
4th Archives. (0)
4th Mr. Clean Magic Erasers Can Chemically Burn Your Children. (0)
4th Binge. (12)
3rd Infectious. (13)
3rd Major Scumbag Move. (0)
3rd Housekeeping. (17)
2nd David Gagne: False Authority Syndrome. (0)
2nd Hang On. (2)
2nd Revver and Creative Commons Team Up To Educate the Public on Copyright. (3)
1st Pyscho Killer - Talking Heads Video. (0)
1st Pets In Tights. (0)
1st Rob Corddry: Halloween is the Karaoke of the Holidays. (0)
1st Halloween Candy: What we mocked, then threw away. (19)

October 2006

31st “They Disappeared…”. (0)
30th Bitchy Stranger Day. (10)
30th Hornification Consternation | Jurgen Nation. (0)
30th Now That It’s Over, I Can Talk About It. (17)
28th Surf Swell Island: Adventures In Internet Safety. (0)
27th Let’s Play a Game!. (24)
26th Blood and Honeysuckle. (3)
26th Down and Dirty. (38)
26th Housekeeping and Love Thursday: Sous-chef Style. (7)
26th The Parent’s Choice Awards. (0)
25th Male Restroom Etiquette. (0)
24th Motherless is Looking for Submissions. (0)
24th October 24th, 1953.. (27)
24th How To Prank a Telemarketer. (0)
24th For Twelve Bucks, You Too Can Change Your Life!. (4)
23rd Homeschool Hacks. (0)
23rd Show and Tell. (0)
23rd How to Make the Expandable Menu Boxes Like on Troll-Baby.com. (0)
23rd Empty. (5)
23rd Where Do Babies Come From?. (16)
21st PSA: See the Pretty Button?. (18)
20th In Which I Continue To Show What a Very Big Loser I Was. (13)
19th Love Thursday: From Bleak to Chic. (33)
18th Boiling Water. (2)
17th Okay, So Maybe You Didn’t Play And Justice For All on Continuous Loop. (15)
17th Embarassment! Now With Dry Weave!. (5)
17th Troll Baby’s First Field Trip (I Tagged Along). (5)
16th Definitely The Coolest Thing I’ve Seen in a Long While. (28)
13th Question for the Mommybloggers. (40)
13th The Big Ol’ Elephant In The Room. (1)
12th FOAD and LUNG POWER!. (20)
11th And Then the Mom Bit the Spider’s Head Off. (21)
10th Operation Keep Calm. (12)
9th “Like It Was Yesterday”. (0)
9th Like It Was Yesterday. (1)
7th Home. (27)
6th Suffocating. (36)
5th Growing Pains. (6)
4th Chin Up Child: Part Three of Three. (4)
4th This “Grabbing Life By the Balls” Thing Doesn’t Have to be Pretty. (28)
4th Videobloggety Goodness!. (14)
2nd Sucker Punched. (5)
2nd So I was Dying a Little. (30)

September 2006

28th Pedophlia is the New Small Dog in a Purse? That’s NOT hawt.. (21)
28th Home is Not. (6)
26th Wanna Go To Iraq, and Play With New Kids?. (13)
25th She Was. (5)
25th This is Your Blog on Drugs. (16)
22nd More Pre-Made Blog Templates are Available Now, But More Importantly, Weird Al is BACK BABY!!. (18)
21st Borderline: Part Three of Three. (11)
21st Touched. (10)
20th To Belinda, With Love. (7)
20th Sometimes it’s Okay to Pay Off a Plushie Pusher. (17)
20th Borderline: Part Two of Three. (6)
18th Borderline: Part One of Three. (8)
14th A Tale Told By An Idiot. (7)
13th In Which One Shares One’s Love for Late Night Snacking. (23)
13th Hey Ya Cover by Obadiah Parker: LOVE. THIS.. (8)
13th “If you lie, they leave you alone…”. (28)
12th Beauty Is... (7)
12th The Sun Rises and Sets. (1)
11th The Art of 9/11: Healing?. (1)
11th Seven Months. (4)
9th A Turning Point. (17)
8th Fonts! Fonts! Fonts!. (2)
8th Chin Up Child: Part Two of Three. (2)
7th Left with a Legacy. (7)
6th I Got Nothing. (5)
6th “Raise Your Girl For Real”. (7)
5th Freedom….Freedom….You’ve gotta give for what you take. (27)
4th Bitchiness! Now with Cream Cheese!. (3)
4th Motherless. (3)
3rd As if you already didn’t know enough…. (8)
3rd About Me. (0)
2nd Invention Time!. (9)
1st Land of Confusion, That’s What the World is Today… Hey Hey.. (10)
1st My Mother Prayed. (1)

August 2006

31st Letter to Mom. (6)
30th Huh?. (16)
30th Two Not-Quite Mothers. (1)
29th This One Is For Karl. (15)
29th Chin Up Child: Part One of Three. (2)
28th Selfish. (23)
27th 57. (7)
25th A Child’s Christmas in Hell. (8)
23rd Mother. (10)
23rd Third Wheel. (6)
22nd Operation Save Winky. (34)
21st Suitcase of Doubt. (4)
21st Not a Competi-Mommy. (30)
17th No One Interferred, and They Should Have, Dammit. (3)
17th Teaching is Love. (7)
17th Goodbye. (0)
16th Wow. YOU’RE Amazing!. (6)
16th Blame. (1)
16th Must Stop Talking On The Phone. (14)
15th Scream-Clutch. (5)
15th Gotta Pull Myself Together. (4)
14th PHAT Mommy Must Be Bald. (12)
14th “You Like Me! You Really Like Me!” Part Deux of Trois. (4)
14th Vox Invites: 2 Available. (3)
14th Howie is Gross! See?. (2)
14th “You Like Me! You Really Like Me!”. (4)
13th Big Brother All Stars: Predictions and Predicaments. (18)
12th Big Brother All Stars: *snort*. (5)
12th Interviews at BlogHer. (1)
11th Muggity Goodness. (0)
11th Home!. (10)
9th I Don’t Think He’s Having Any Fun. (17)
6th Mom’s Gone Wild: Makeover Edition. (15)
4th Moms Gone Wild: Clerks Edition. (5)
4th Calgary!. (9)
2nd Semantics. (17)
1st BlogHer ‘06 Massive Recap: Ghetto Remix and Inspiration. (29)

July 2006

27th I Could Carry All My Clothes and Make-up in the Bags Under My Eyes. (18)
25th I Didn’t Know Thatchu Could Dance Like That. (13)
25th You wanted to kiiiisss me, you wanted to huuuuuggg me, you wanted to loooove me.. (18)
24th The Post In Which I am Stark-Raving Pissed Right Off. (38)
23rd BlogHer Anxiety. (25)
22nd Dare Me?. (4)
22nd Vote for Me!. (3)
21st Tubthumping. (7)
20th Still In Love. (12)
20th The Letter. (13)
19th Interlude. (2)
18th Farmboys. (12)
17th Meet The Queen. (8)
14th Home, Home on The Range. (0)
13th How Much Do You Love Your Blog?. (21)
12th Balancing Act Revisited, and Cutting the Cord with Very Dull Scissors. (9)
12th Talkin’ Trash. (0)
11th Found My Chi. (17)
10th I Think I Just Threw Up In My Mouth, A Little. (17)
10th Take Care of Your Children’s Souls. (30)
10th Put On Your Depends, Cuz This Shit is FUNNY. (3)
9th Only The Canadians Will Get This One. (4)
8th TWO!. (14)
6th Expectations. (22)
6th The Weekend Ruffy Found Her Nose up a Cat’s Bum. (7)
4th Freak, Inturrupted. (8)
4th So they say it’s yer birthday………. (21)

June 2006

30th Happy Canada Day Long Weekend!. (23)
28th Men Without Hats. (46)
28th Coming Soon to A Blog Near You. (14)
27th Ahhh…memories. (8)
26th A House Divided Nut Kicking. (27)
26th Liar Liar, Fat Pants on Fire!. (15)
25th Boo!. (3)
23rd Graphic Design Series at BlogHer. (5)
23rd Canadian Sopranos Seeks a Tony. (24)
22nd Eye Feel Fine. (13)
22nd This post will have to substitute for something flowy and good. (9)
21st Because I Wanna Know. (19)
20th Brokedown Mama. (14)
18th She’s Mighty Mighty, Just Lettin’ It All Hang Out. (31)
16th Some Days I Feel Like Mary Tyler Moore….. (12)
16th Without Giving Anything Away…. (0)
14th The FRIKKEN WEGOS!!. (30)
14th A is for Agua, and Another Annoying Aging Abigail. (21)
13th Picture Requests!. (19)
12th Pinching Pretty Pennies. (3)
12th Glutton For Punishment. (18)
10th A Date With A 7 Year Old. (10)
9th American Marketing Pisses Me Off and I Want It All Out of My Country. (22)
7th Dairy Drama Queen. (17)
5th Sometimes You Can Be Their Friend. (16)
5th Some Home Truths. (26)
2nd Where’s Daniel Powter?. (21)
1st A Perfect Post for May: Recognizing Rewarding Roles. (8)

May 2006

31st Because I Just Can’t STFU. (1)
31st No, I’m not going to stop talking about the talking.. (16)
31st Daren, You’re Wasting Our Money. (0)
31st Much Love…. (0)
31st tidbits. (10)
30th Warm. (3)
28th Oh my God, the talking. It never stops.. (13)
25th Perfection Ain’t Perfect. (16)
25th Search Strings That Bring All the Boys to the Yard. (5)
24th Thomas the Talk Engine. (9)
24th Sense I Make None. (9)
23rd All By Myself. (7)
23rd And to think….. (9)
23rd Get the Door - It’s Preservation.. (11)
22nd But Over The Hedge Looks Funny!. (4)
19th The Duh Vin Chee Code. (22)
18th Intervention. (26)
17th Gettin’ Pissy Wit It. Werd.. (5)
16th Tapping My Red Sparkly Shoes, Like Dorothy. (9)
16th Anticlimactic. (27)
15th SURGERY…..I’m scared. (20)
15th My Son is an Old Fart Too. (6)
15th People Pleaser. (10)
15th Mommybloggin’. (1)
13th Happy Mother’s Day To Me!. (18)
12th Feeling Kinda Gland-y. (9)
12th We Got Married in a Fever…... (12)
11th Mid-Morning “Conversation” with Troll Baby. (12)
11th This One is For Miss Ann Thrope. (12)
11th Stuff On My Mind. (18)
10th Naptime is Funtime. (4)
9th 22 Months: Hairy Nipples and Murdered Angels. (13)
8th Juicy. (8)
7th Long Overdue, and Just Long. (5)
7th Let’s Open a Can of Whoop-Ass, Shall We?. (14)
5th tidbits, and I need advice: pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top?. (8)
5th Uh Oh.. (3)
5th (Not So) Deep Thoughts. (5)
5th Dear Ruffy,. (9)
4th Relief, and Thank You. (22)
3rd Worry and Wishes. (16)
3rd Welcome!. (13)
1st A Perfect Post for April: Strep Throat, Strep Ass and Daddybloggin’. (0)

April 2006

28th I am Married to an Old Fart. (4)
27th And the laughter continues……. (0)
27th I Need Depends. (1)
27th Laundry Upsets Linus. (6)
26th Neutered. (5)
25th Getting All Scrappy!. (5)
24th Wild…... (3)
24th Comeback: Part One. (0)
24th An Amazing Weekend Filled with Love, Happiness and Appreciation. (3)
22nd As if Dylan’s situation wasn’t enough……. (2)
21st Broken Heart. (0)
20th Boobah and Poker. (1)
19th While checking email from my font group, which Sassy also belongs to:. (0)
19th The Pictures I Promised, Getting Tagged, and Other Shit. (0)
18th Addiction. (1)
18th My God, WHY????. (0)
18th Talk Nerdy To Me, Part Deux. (0)
17th Dude Looks Like A Lady. (0)
16th Turning over a New Leaf. (0)
13th Brokeback Mountain 2. (0)
13th One More Thing Before I Go. (0)
13th Chocolate Craving. (0)
12th Story at 11. (0)
11th My Mother-In-Law Is Good For My Glands. (0)
10th Is it Just Me?. (0)
10th Mommybloggers: The Rules of Engagment. (0)
10th Breaking Cycles and Broken Records. (0)
10th Delight. (0)
9th New Mama. (1)
6th Stupid Little Bitch.. (11)
5th I’m in a mood. (0)
5th What in the Spam Hell?. (0)
3rd Would you like a paternity test with your cell phone plan?. (0)

March 2006

31st They’re Here!. (0)
31st Perfect Post: March, Meat and Much Laughter. (1)
30th I Feel Guilt. Pantloads of it. Sorta.. (1)
30th Why You Too Should Cancel Cable - Our Challenge to YOU!. (0)
29th Don Cherry Would Be Saying, “These are Good Canadian Kids.”. (0)
29th Blue. (0)
28th Did I SAY the Carnage had Stopped?. (0)
28th Hey, what can I say? I have an addictive personality.. (0)
27th See you in a couple of days….. (0)
27th Monday sucks the big green weiner.. (0)
24th Daddy’s Day Off. (0)
23rd For the Love of MUTT. (0)
23rd Negotiation. (0)
22nd I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT THIS. (0)
22nd Opinions are like…..in demand. (0)
22nd tidbits. (0)
21st The Rhyme Goes Straight to your Head.. (0)
20th Garlic Juice?. (0)
19th In Memory of Eric. (0)
19th 100 Things. (1)
19th Monk. (0)
16th March Break, Slow and Easy. (0)
14th Didgery Doo!. (0)
13th The Plans, they are a-changin’. (0)
12th Most Overused Word. EVER.. (0)
9th Of Redneckken’ and Library Ladies. (0)
6th Martini Mamas. (0)
2nd tidbits. (0)
2nd Reunited and it feels so goooood….. (0)
1st 114122547246488507. (0)
1st mebbe i have had too much wine but…. (0)

February 2006

28th 114114052178675462. (0)
28th Writing Back to Family Members in Mexico Who are Using the Internet Instead of Lying on a Beach. Addicts.. (0)
27th I’ll Take the Vibrating Chair for 0, Alex.. (0)
26th Sunday is the Funday. (0)
25th Apparently my Papa likes my cousin Jessica MORE.. (0)
24th It’s comments like this that make things fly outta my nose.. (0)
24th Do you ever do something so stupid, you want to punch yourself in the face?. (0)
22nd “How appropriate!” her enemies will exclaim.. (1)
22nd 20 Things. (0)
22nd Dear Thomas,. (0)
22nd The Mimick Does Improv too!. (0)
21st First Instant Message Conversation with My Papa. (0)
21st awards! awards! awards!. (0)
21st Contest Winner Unveiled!. (0)
19th Tender Moments…. Oh and Poker.. (0)
18th ebb and flow….. (0)
17th Poker? I hardly know her!. (0)
16th 114011360082342563. (0)
16th Okay, I’m not that SMRT.. (0)
16th What?. (0)
15th Go vote, bitches.. (0)
14th Weirdness. (1)
14th Like we need yet another reason to avoid fast food…. (0)
14th Six Degrees of Separation. (0)
13th 16 Year Old Shiznit. (0)
13th Dead Dog Walking. (0)
13th It Takes a Community to Raise a Child. (0)
11th This should be interesting…. (0)
10th I LOVE SPAM!!!!!!!!. (0)
10th Can the terrible twos start at 19 months?. (0)
9th UPDATE on Penis Man. (0)
8th 19 Months Brings Violence. (1)
7th Never One To Leave The Crocheting People Out!. (0)
7th Hurry up!. (0)
7th What in the Sam-Hell???. (0)
6th Damn.. (0)
6th We’re Getting LAID!!!!!!!!!! YEE HAW!!!!!. (0)
5th This kid is SO grounded.. (0)
4th Children Say the Damnest Fucking Things.. (0)
3rd spanky MILF spreads. (0)
3rd daphne blue is the shiznit!. (0)
3rd Woot!. (0)
3rd tough skin. (0)
3rd Yay! (if you’re 7 years old). (0)
2nd i know i’m not stupid, but…... (0)
1st oh. it’s been broughten.. (0)
1st knitting for psychos. (0)

January 2006

31st tidbits. (0)
31st 80% chance you’re about to slow down your car.. (0)
31st sweaty cheese. (0)
31st Your wish is her command. (0)
30th troll baby might have a future in advertising!. (0)
30th of green tea and muthabloggers. (0)
29th how to get rid of cankles, the cure is here!. (5)
28th nyquil tagging, yo.. (0)
27th sew crazy!!!!!!!. (0)
26th misery loves